How about some Jokes [Admin: No Politics, Religion, Nudity, Explicit Posts]

[FerdRanger]

^ That's a long bar joke. ^

Here's a short one.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd one ducks.

?

a termite walks into a bar and sezz….

HEY


wheres the bar tender?

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[Figarou]

a termite walks into a bar and sezz….

HEY


wheres the bar tender?

?

Correction......

Is the bar tender? No....(where's) It throws off the joke.

Since he's a termite, he's asking if the bar is tender enough to eat.

Adding "where's" means he's looking for the person that serves the drinks.

 

[FerdRanger]

Correction......

Is the bar tender? No....(where's) It throws off the joke.

Since he's a termite, he's asking if the bar is tender enough to eat.

Adding "where's" means he's looking for the person that serves the drinks.

give the termite a break…. its? it’s? hard enough for IT to speak english

 

[Jason B]

What!! No 'Your momma..." jokes?

 

[Doc]

What!! No 'Your momma..." jokes?

Those belong to my ex wife …

 

[9zero1790]

least they have a whaler thats unsinkable

 

[9zero1790]

 

[T Bone]

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Those belong to my ex wife …

I think Jeff Foxworthy?

"Don't diss my ex-wife. I'll have you know she measures 36-24-36. And that's just her right leg."

Edit: On a side note, my son who has gotten into weight lifting was recently contacted by an old flame. He said "It looks like both of us have gained 20 lbs since we last saw each other."

 

[Figarou]

 

[Figarou]

 

[AzScorpion]

Easy. ?

 

[Figarou]

Easy. ?

Yup.... men have good aim for the one up high. Not the ones below that. ?

 

[Figarou]

Wallys

Speaking of which.......

 

[9zero1790]

very true! ive always heard being happy is not getting what you want but enjoying what you have. dogs tend to be better "people" than we are.

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