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[Radioman]

.. It was a standard tilted axis rotary collector, double feed arrestor with combined belt feed, bar code reader and a 5 feed sorter of the bottle type with bottle position aligner and transfer belt to collection area. Standard stuff, pretty solid mechanical feed/sorter machine.

Technical term would be faulty activation of brain circuit directing goal-driven learning pathways causing flexibility problem applied to goal-directed action.

@KNI I believe you were the author of some of the tech manuals I suffered through...

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[Dr. Zaius]

 

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[GregM]

Lets Go Brandon

 

[Motorpsychology]

@KNI I believe you were the author of some of the tech manuals I suffered through...

We need to eradicate obfuscation!

 

[Jason B]

Who said it best "Stick it in you, or you don't get the job"

A: Joe Biden
B: Harvey Weinstein

 

[KNI]

We need to eradicate obfuscation!

Ok, Ok! I'll rephrase!

standard tilted axis rotary collector, double feed arrestor with combined belt feed, bar code reader and a 5 feed sorter of the bottle type with bottle position aligner and transfer belt to collection area.

Works on magic

faulty activation of brain circuit directing goal-driven learning pathways causing flexibility problem applied to goal-directed action

Prefers old shit over new shit

 

[Motorpsychology]

Who said it best "Stick it in you, or you don't get the job"

A: Joe Biden
B: Harvey Weinstein

C. Bill Clinton.

 

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[Radioman]

Ok, Ok! I'll rephrase!



Works on magic



Prefers old shit over new shit

See, that's what I thought...

 

[Trigganometry]

Dang they noticed! ?

 

[Trigganometry]

On the first day, God created the dog and said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past.

For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years."

The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking.

How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?"

And God saw it was good.


On the second day, God created the monkey and said,

"Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh.

For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span."

The monkey said, "Monkey tricks for twenty years?

That's a pretty long time to perform.

How about I give you back ten like the dog did?"

And God, again saw it was good.


On the third day, God created the cow and said,

"You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family.

For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years."

The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?"

And God agreed it was good.


On the fourth day, God created humans and said,

"Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years."

But the human said, "Only twenty years?

Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back,

the ten the monkey gave back,

and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?"

"Okay," said God, "You asked for it."


So that is why for our first twenty years, we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves.

For the next forty years, we slave in the sun to support our family.

For the next ten years, we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years, we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

Life has now been explained to you.


There is no need to thank me for this valuable information.

I'm doing it as a public service.

If you are looking for me I will be on the front porch.

 

[GregM]

On the first day, God created the dog and said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past.

For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years."

The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking.

How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?"

And God saw it was good.


On the second day, God created the monkey and said,

"Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh.

For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span."

The monkey said, "Monkey tricks for twenty years?

That's a pretty long time to perform.

How about I give you back ten like the dog did?"

And God, again saw it was good.


On the third day, God created the cow and said,

"You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family.

For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years."

The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?"

And God agreed it was good.


On the fourth day, God created humans and said,

"Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years."

But the human said, "Only twenty years?

Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back,

the ten the monkey gave back,

and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?"

"Okay," said God, "You asked for it."


So that is why for our first twenty years, we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves.

For the next forty years, we slave in the sun to support our family.

For the next ten years, we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years, we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

Life has now been explained to you.


There is no need to thank me for this valuable information.

I'm doing it as a public service.

If you are looking for me I will be on the front porch.

Im on the back porch, but I am Greek

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