How about some Jokes [Admin: No Politics, Religion, Nudity, Explicit Posts]

[Dr. Zaius]

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[Rinn69]

True story.
I was driving my wife (we had been married for a day or 2), my mother-in-law, and my grandmother-in-law in my wife's car. I can't remember the exact reason we were all together, but we were heading south from Rantoul IL (Chanute AFB) toward Champaign-Urbana. I was doing 55 and we passed a cop sitting on the side of the road. He pulled out behind us and followed for about a mile.....and the ladies were giving me a hard time about it. The cop turned on his lights and I pulled over and the girls were really yacking about it now. The cop asked if I knew how fast I was going, and I said 55. Mean while, the ladies were cackling and jabbering about the whole thing... He looked at the car and asked if I had new or different sized tires and I replied not that I know of, and that it's my wife's car. He looked at the sticker on the door jamb, looked at the tires, and asked me to come back to the car with him. He asked if there was any reason why I was going 72 in a 55 zone, and I remembered that my father-in-law had done an engine swap and told the cop about it. He said "I bet that's the problem, so I'll just write you a warning." As he's writing the ticket, he says to me "Ya know, you're taking your life into your own hands".....I was kinda flustered about the whole ordeal, and said "What do you mean?" He replied "Riding in a car with 3 women." I said "That's not the half of it....that's my new wife that I married on Friday, my mother-in-law, and my grandmother-in-law." As he handed me the ticket, he chuckled, "Damn son, you'll be lucky to live thru this. Good Luck".

 

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[dondonbabyraptor]

:’(

 

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[Chris M]

I wonder how he really felt?!

 

[Doc]

Future Televangelist !

 

[Dr. Zaius]

I wonder how he really felt?!

I wonder how the teacher felt ?

Probably pretty rare to get invective like that from 6 year olds.

 

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