How about some Jokes [Admin: No Politics, Religion, Nudity, Explicit Posts]

[AzScorpion]

Dave I like your tatoos

Thanks David, you outta see the ones behind the gas cans.

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[bearrug]

Thanks David, you outta see the ones behind the gas cans.

Can't wait

Thanks David, you outta see the ones behind the gas cans.

You the man

Thanks David, you outta see the ones behind the gas cans.

Oh I bet you the man lol

 

[JACER]

"The Department of the Navy is now assigning females to quarters in separate, private, off limits areas on all aircraft carriers.

"While addressing all personnel at Pearl Harbor, CINCPAC advised, 'Female sleeping quarters will be out of bounds for all males. Anyone breaking this rule will be fined $50 the first time. Anyone caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $150. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $500. Are there any questions?'

"At this point, a US Marine from the security detail assigned to a ship stood up in the crowd and inquired: 'How much for a season pass?'

"God Bless the Marine Corps!"

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Sweet Bejesus....I think it moved. Kicker is that she looks like an old GF.

Made me think of this episode.

 

[Trigganometry]

I know I shouldn’t have done this, but I am 83 years old and I was in the McDonald’s drive-through this morning and the young lady behind me leaned on her horn and started mouthing something because I was taking too long to place my order. So when I got to the first window I paid for her order along with my own. The cashier must have told her what I'd done, because as we moved up she leaned out her window and waved to me and mouthed "Thank you.", obviously embarrassed that I had repaid her rudeness with kindness. When I got to the second window I showed them both receipts and took her food too. Now she has to go back to the end of the queue and start all over again,
Don't blow your horn at old people, they have been around a long time.???‍?‍??

 

[JeffWoodall]

I know I shouldn’t have done this, but I am 83 years old and I was in the McDonald’s drive-through this morning and the young lady behind me leaned on her horn and started mouthing something because I was taking too long to place my order. So when I got to the first window I paid for her order along with my own. The cashier must have told her what I'd done, because as we moved up she leaned out her window and waved to me and mouthed "Thank you.", obviously embarrassed that I had repaid her rudeness with kindness. When I got to the second window I showed them both receipts and took her food too. Now she has to go back to the end of the queue and start all over again,
Don't blow your horn at old people, they have been around a long time.???‍?‍??

Speaking of old age...
Two elderly women were eating breakfast at the Waffle House one morning. Thelma noticed something funny about Gertrude's ear and said, “Gertrude, did you know you’ve got a suppository in your left ear?”
Gertrude replied, “What, I have a suppository in my ear?”
She pulled it out, stared at it and said “Thelma, I’m glad you saw this thing. Now I think I know where my hearing aid is.”

 

[AzScorpion]

I was bored today and found a new way to amuse myself. Needless to say it didn't work out so good! ?

 

[FoD]

I was bored today and found a new way to amuse myself. Needless to say it didn't work out so good! ?

Bet those would just wash that dirt right off your truck kid...

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Kudos to the LEOs in this day and age where your every action is under a microscope. Much respect.

That said...

 

[Trigganometry]

Thinking of going to Canada this year. Think I found the perfect place! ?

 

[Dr. Zaius]

From my Jeep forum.

It's a Jeep thing ya'll.

 

[AzScorpion]

Oh this is going to leave a mark!

 

[Chris M]

Oh this is going to leave a mark!

It's a Karen Doll, so...yeah.

 

[AzScorpion]

 

[AzScorpion]

This guy was so ahead of his time, I wish he was still alive today. Can you imagine what he would have to say about what's going on in the world today? This one is actually pretty tame for George but as always there are a few cuss words but overall not to bad.

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