How about some Jokes [Admin: No Politics, Religion, Nudity, Explicit Posts]

[bearrug]

You think the damper withered me away to a frail old man that right there would turn me to dust!

I'm trying to figure out where to start

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[AzScorpion]

I'm trying to figure out where to start

Oh this is going downhill fast. lol

 

[FoD]

Oh this is going downhill fast. lol

With a totally upstanding group such as this, what could go wrong??

 

[Trigganometry]

With a totally upstanding group such as this, what could go wrong??

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[FX4Offroad]

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"A person who constantly asks for your advice, and always questions it, then offers his own" Why ask?

I have a brother-in-law that does that. We aren't friends.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[Trigganometry]

Wife found this in the truck and asked if I had a drug problem.

Told her I was under a lot of pressure lately! Wonder how long I can keep the straight face on!

 

[AzScorpion]

 

[BDoc]

The first one would have been even funnier if it were an 8-track...not that I would know what that is

Imagine the confusion if kids today had to listen to a vinyl, especially when it came time to have flip it over I should ask my daughters if they know where the term "B sides" comes from.

 

[JeffWoodall]

Sweet Bejesus....I think it moved. Kicker is that she looks like an old GF.

 

[AzScorpion]

The first one would have been even funnier if it were an 8-track...not that I would know what that is

Imagine the confusion if kids today had to listen to a vinyl, especially when it came time to have flip it over I should ask my daughters if they know where the term "B sides" comes from.

Vinyl's making a comeback. Maybe you should buy them a record player and some albums for their next birthday instead of a new smartphone? It would be priceless to get a picture if their face when they open it. lol

 

[BDoc]

Vinyl's making a comeback. Maybe you should buy them a record player and some albums for their next birthday instead of a new smartphone? It would be priceless to get a picture if their face when they open it. lol

"What the hell is that thing!?!" I'll admit, my girls have had some exposure to vinyl records - my dad has a pretty significant collection - but I'm not sure that they know what B-sides refers to...and they're 26 & 28. Then again, I'm just dad, so I'm probably wrong - they're smarter than I am...just ask 'em

 

[bearrug]

Sweet Bejesus....I think it moved. Kicker is that she looks like an old GF.

I would have never let her go if she can do that

 

[AzScorpion]

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[bearrug]

2021 dating profile.

Dave I like your tatoos

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