How about some Jokes [Admin: No Politics, Religion, Nudity, Explicit Posts]

[P. A. Schilke]

How many forum members does it take to change a spark plug?

1 to change the spark plug and to post that spark plug has been changed.
14 to share similar experiences of changing spark plugs and how the spark plug could have been changed differently.
7 to caution about the dangers of changing spark plugs.
27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing spark plugs.
15 know-it-alls who claim *they* were in the industry, and that "spark plug" is an electrical device threaded into the cylinder of an internal-combustion engine to ignite the fuel mixture by producing timed sparks between electrodes.
2 to post that this group is not about spark plugs and to please take this discussion to a spark plug group.
27 to defend the posting to this group saying that we all use spark plugs and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this group.
16 to debate which method of changing spark plugs is superior, where to buy the best spark plugs, what brand of spark plugs work best for this technique, and what brands are faulty.
2 to post URL's where one can see examples of different spark plugs.
12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the spark plug controversy.
4 to suggest that posters request the spark plugs FAQ.
16 to post "F".
44 to ask what is a "F"?
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
3 to say "do a Google search on spark plugs before posting questions about spark plugs".
14 to post photos of spark plugs they own
1 to point out that this forum is not about spark plugs & request the post be removed
3 to point out the post is in direct violation of rule 6 in the forum rules so it will be reported to admin
412 to post that they are X brand pro staffers so they know better than anyone which spark plug you need to use.
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again....

Hi Daniel,

I invented the spark plug!

best,
Phil Schilke
Head of Spark Plug Invention Services

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[P. A. Schilke]

This is how we felt in Engineering when Ford tried out Program Management reorganization.

 

[P. A. Schilke]

Secrete Ford document for unique fasteners for prototype vehicle build errors.

 

[Doc]

Uh ..

 

[AzScorpion]

Here's a brain teaser for your Saturday morning eyes.

 

[Doc]

AZ....Is it a frog ?

 

[P. A. Schilke]

Here's a brain teaser for your Saturday morning eyes.

Hi Dave,

Got it!

 

[mtsoxfan]

Got em both... But it is the afternoon.

 

[Doc]

Hm.

 

[AzScorpion]

Hm.

I could live with that. lol

 

[FX4Offroad]

Hm.

I'm in.

 

[Tracy Bowman]

Here's a brain teaser for your Saturday morning eyes.

That's cool!

 

[AzScorpion]

That's cool!

It is but at 6:00 am I was like...

 

[FoD]

AZ....Is it a frog ?

I read that brain teaser first and when I looked at this i immediately thought @Msfitoy 's truck

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