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No kidding. Some of them can't do math even though the register does it for them.
I was at a drive thru, the total was $12.33. I handed the cashier $15.50, and she was stunned and didn't know what to do next.
 

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Wife: There's someone at the door.

Me: Is it a penguin?

Wife: What?

Me: (slams hand on table) IS IT A PENGUIN?!?


Wife: I don't underst....(looks out window) Holy crap it IS a penguin!

Me: (Racks pump shotgun) and so it begins...
 

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