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Langwilliams

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Reminds me of the old Nickelodean show "Pete and Pete". The mom had a plate in her head an suffered from memory loss. She forgot she named her first kid pete an named the second one pete too.
 

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OMG …they’re Hyping 303 on Mecum Auctions….Oh the Misery …
Just wait til the umpteenth Chevy 3100 Restomod crosses the block with a DeeZee Damper...
 


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Guy driving down a country road about 40mph......looks over and sees a 3-legged chicken running along side keeping pace with him. He's astonished! Decides to speed up........doing 55mph.......looks over and sees the 3-legged chicken again keeping up with him! He's amazed! All the sudden the 3-legged chicken runs in front of him and runs up a road leading to a farmhouse!

The guy stops and heads up the same road. He came to a farmyard. Farmer come out and asked him if he needed anything. The guy asked him if he saw a 3-legged chicken run in there! Farmer says yeah he saw him.........he breeds the chickens to have 3 legs!

The guy asks him why? The farmer replies when they have fried chicken he likes a drumstick......the wife likes a drumstick........and, his boy likes a drumstick! The guy was amazed he could breed out those 3-legged chickens. He then asked the farmer how they tasted!

The farmer replied..........I don't know how they taste........we haven't caught one yet!

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