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Reminds me of the old Nickelodean show "Pete and Pete". The mom had a plate in her head an suffered from memory loss. She forgot she named her first kid pete an named the second one pete too.
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Guy driving down a country road about 40mph......looks over and sees a 3-legged chicken running along side keeping pace with him. He's astonished! Decides to speed up........doing 55mph.......looks over and sees the 3-legged chicken again keeping up with him! He's amazed! All the sudden the 3-legged chicken runs in front of him and runs up a road leading to a farmhouse!
The guy stops and heads up the same road. He came to a farmyard. Farmer come out and asked him if he needed anything. The guy asked him if he saw a 3-legged chicken run in there! Farmer says yeah he saw him.........he breeds the chickens to have 3 legs!
The guy asks him why? The farmer replies when they have fried chicken he likes a drumstick......the wife likes a drumstick........and, his boy likes a drumstick! The guy was amazed he could breed out those 3-legged chickens. He then asked the farmer how they tasted!
The farmer replied..........I don't know how they taste........we haven't caught one yet!
The guy stops and heads up the same road. He came to a farmyard. Farmer come out and asked him if he needed anything. The guy asked him if he saw a 3-legged chicken run in there! Farmer says yeah he saw him.........he breeds the chickens to have 3 legs!
The guy asks him why? The farmer replies when they have fried chicken he likes a drumstick......the wife likes a drumstick........and, his boy likes a drumstick! The guy was amazed he could breed out those 3-legged chickens. He then asked the farmer how they tasted!
The farmer replied..........I don't know how they taste........we haven't caught one yet!
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And the contentious debate continues....
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Phil
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