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Reminds me…the other morning at work, I entered the restroom. Unbeknownst to me, the housekeeper had just sanitized the toilet seat. Discovered this as I rapidly slid across the seat & hit the wall. Oh, the bathroom stories I could tell! :crackup: (But won’t:wink:)
 

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Reminds me…the other morning at work, I entered the restroom. Unbeknownst to me, the housekeeper had just sanitized the toilet seat. Discovered this as I rapidly slid across the seat & hit the wall. Oh, the bathroom stories I could tell! :crackup: (But won’t:wink:)
This happened where my mom used to work back in the late 70's. Some lady was using the bathroom to freshen up. And her hairspray was clogged. So, she kept spraying it into the toilet to clear it. Once it was spraying good. She finished primping herself. And left. Few minutes later. And enters another lady to use the toilet. And while in there. She had herself a smoke. When she was done. She spread her legs and tossed the cig into the toilet. BOOM! Cig ignited hairspray. And burned her lady things.
 
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Still one of the best skits after all these years. ?

Notice the sign on the wall, Cheeseburger .79. Boy have things gone up they're $12-$13 now and we saw some at $15 on our trip.



 
 








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