How about some Jokes [Admin: No Politics, Religion, Nudity, Explicit Posts]

[Rinn69]

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the Pharmacy, walked up to
the Pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I'd like to
buy some cyanide."
The Pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."

The Pharmacist's eyes grew big and he explained, "Lord have mercy! I
can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law!
I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen.
Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her
husband in bed with the Pharmacist's wife.

The Pharmacist looked at the picture and said, "You didn't tell me you
had a prescription!"

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[FasterGT350]

Take that EV Lovers

 

[FasterGT350]

Even he knows

 

[FasterGT350]

What happened to the screaming pig

 

[FasterGT350]

Really kids?

 

[FasterGT350]

Story time

 

[FasterGT350]

Good luck on that

 

[FasterGT350]

My reality

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[AdamHarris]

Take that EV Lovers

Anybody who would stick dumb ass wheels and tires like that on a 79 should be run over by a cyber truck.

 

[Bob902]

 

[Trigganometry]

 

[9zero1790]

Anybody who would stick dumb ass wheels and tires like that on a 79 should be run over by a cyber truck.

agreed on the wheels. they are out of place. wheels like that in general do not belong on trucks lol.

 

[P. A. Schilke]

A man went to church one day and afterward
he stopped to shake the preacher's hand.

He said, 'Preacher, I'll tell you, that was a

damned fine sermon. Damned good!'

The preacher said,

'Thank you sir, but I'd rather you didn't use profanity.'

The man said, 'I was so damned impressed with that sermon I put five
thousand dollars in the offering plate!'

The preacher said, 'No shit?'​

 

[P. A. Schilke]

Groups of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Holland.

As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through

the process of cheese making, explaining that goat's milk was used.

She showed the group a lovely hillside where many goats were grazing.

'These' she explained, 'Are the older goats put out to pasture when they no longer produce.'

She then asked, 'What do you do in America with your old goats?'

A spry old gentleman answered, 'They send us on bus tours!​

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