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Yes I remember that! And I remember a certain someone :rolleyes: giving me all sorts of grief for eating in my '19 Ranger.?

I don't know what's worse eating in your new Raptor or sitting in a Tacoma! ?:shock:
Well, that comment is quite fair I guess ?
Luckily he doesn’t have a Tacoma but off-roader LC and a sedan. But he already tried this lobotomy thing on me “we’ll see maybe your next truck wears Toyota signs…” Who said I’ll quit my Ford? ?
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Some of the delivery systems were questionable ? back in the day , drops on a sugar cube , those little "stamps" that went under you're tongue or those very tiny "micro-dots" (damn, a pill that small is gonna do something ? No way! Yes !, Way!)those damn mushrooms (first time I did way too many and they had Pink Floyd "The Wall" on, that animation still freaks me out 30 years later) , but things sure got altered and strange ? never made any cool ? music though ...well , I may have, but it didn't come back with me...
I thought the same thing the first time I saw one of those tiny little purple micro dots. I was like "yeah, what's this little pill going to do" :question: Oh boy was I surprised. :shock: There were 6 of us who did it at a party at 11:00 pm which was a mistake. :oops: We were up until daylight laughing at everything including the placemats. Every time we caught our breath and finally stopped laughing all it took was to look at someone and it all started over again. lol
 

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The lizard king was Jim morrison of the doors, he self distructed and was gone at 27, same age as hendrix and Joplin. Ride the snake comes from a song "the end" which is about whacked out as it gets , morrison took lots of lsd , the doors made some great music in the 2 yrs or so they were together. Check out " the end" and you'll understand.
Ah! I am very familiar with that song.
 

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I thought the same thing the first time I saw one of those tiny little purple micro dots. I was like "yeah, what's this little pill going to do" :question: Oh boy was I surprised. :shock: There were 6 of us who did it at a party at 11:00 pm which was a mistake. :oops: We were up until daylight laughing at everything including the placemats. Every time we caught our breath and finally stopped laughing all it took was to look at someone and it all started over again. lol
"PERMAGRIN" we called it , couldn't stop, hey , are those still around I wonder ??
They freaking should be, and a requirement to hold any political office...
 
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"PERMAGRIN" we called it , couldn't stop, hey , are those still around I wonder ??
They freaking should be, and a requirement to hold any political office...
lol Or we need to be taking them (again) to get by with all the turmoil now. :crazy:

The purple dots remind me of Chevy Chase when he said "We're all going to have so much fk'in fun we're going to need plastic surgery to remove our God damn smiles! ?:crackup:
 


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Some of the delivery systems were questionable ? back in the day , drops on a sugar cube , those little "stamps" that went under you're tongue or those very tiny "micro-dots" (damn, a pill that small is gonna do something ? No way! Yes !, Way!)those damn mushrooms (first time I did way too many and they had Pink Floyd "The Wall" on, that animation still freaks me out 30 years later) , but things sure got altered and strange ? never made any cool ? music though ...well , I may have, but it didn't come back with me...
Pre formation of the Doors - Morrison, Densmore, Krieger, Manzareck were doing acid trips when it was still legal. The book "No one here gets out alive" is an interesting read but IMO doesn't quite capture how out of control Jim Morrison was, later interviews with his bandmates confirm that he suffered from mental illness, depression, was obsessed with death, besides taking a lot of acid he supposedly was consuming up to 3 bottles of scotch daily, started drinking when he was 12, reportedly his IQ was 149, some people that knew him were surprised he made it to 21 yrs let alone 27. But I was a big fan of the Doors music, still am.
 

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Well, that was her first mistake, dating a guy who owns a Taco! :oops: ?

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It could be a Toyota 4Bummer or a Toyota Blundra or Toyota Whylander or Toyota landloser ?..
I have a low threshold for entertainment ?
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Another brilliant patented idea from Ford, and now I understand why Farley and his CFO commented after a recent trip to China "these guys are way ahead of us" , probably because the Chinese don't waste time on this sort of stupidity. Next they'll start tracking my daily runs to the local dispensaries.
And for that fold flat steering wheel - why not use the heating elements and make it an electric gridle so one can cook their bacon and eggs without pulling over. I have mine over easy please.

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