A Christmas CARol.

[Motorpsychology]

I posted this last year here, I think, I thought i'd put it up again. If you don't understand some of the references, ask a Boomer:

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[AzScorpion]

Ok, I'll play along. lol ?


Rusty Chevrolet

(To The Tune “Jingle Bells”)

Dashing through the snow in my rusty Chevrolet.
Down the road I go, sliding all the way.
I need new piston rings. I need some new snow tires.
My car is held together by a piece of chicken wire!

Chorus
Oh, rust and smoke, the heater’s broke, the door just blew away.
I light a match to see the dash and then I start to pray-ay.
The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio’s okay.
Oh, what fun it is to drive this rusty Chevrolet!

I went to IGA to get some Christmas cheer.
I just passed up my left front tire and it’s gettin’ hard to steer.
Speeding down the highway, right past the county cops.
I have to drag my swampers just to get the car to stop.

Chorus
Oh, rust and smoke, the heater’s broke, the door just blew away.
I light a match to see the dash and then I start to pray-ay.
The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio’s okay.
Oh, what fun it is to drive this rusty Chevrolet!

Bouncing through the snowdrifts in a big, blue cloud of smoke.
People laugh as I drive by; I wonder what’s the joke!
I have to get to Wal-Mart to pick up my layaway,
Cause Santa’s comin’ soon in his big, old, rusty sleigh!

Chorus
Oh, rust and smoke, the heater’s broke, the door just blew away.
I light a match to see the dash and then I start to pray-ay.
The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio’s okay.
Oh, what fun it is to drive this rus-ty Chev-ro-let!

 

[IdahoRanger]

Gotta love Leroy




Lyrics

Well you've all heard the story about Rudolph and his nose
Well I'll tell you a Christmas Tale that never has been told
Well you may think you've heard it all but you ain't heard nothin' yet
About that crazy Christmas that the North Pole can't forget
Rudolph was under the weather and had to call in sick
So he got on the horn to his cousin Leroy who lived out in the sticks
He said Santa's really counting on me and I hate to pass the buck
Leroy said, "Hey I'm on my way" and he jumped in his pick-up truck
When Leroy got to the North Pole all the reindeer snickered and laughed
They never seen a deer in overalls and a John Deer trucker hat
Well, Santa stepped in and said, "Just calm down 'cause we all got a job to do"
Like it or not Leroy's in charge and he's gonna be leading you
And it was Leroy the Redneck Reindeer hooked to the front of the sleigh
Delivering toys to all the good ol' boys and girls along the way
He's just a down home party animal two steppin' all across the sky
He mixes jingle bells with the rebel yell and made history that night
Before that night was over Leroy had changed there tune
He had them scootin a hoof on every single roof
By the light of a neon moon Santa wrapped his bag with the dixie flag
He was having the time of his life
You could here him call
Merry Chistmas ya'll and to all of ya'll a goodnight
And it was Leroy the Redneck Reindeer hooked to the front of the sleigh
Delivering toys to all the good ol' boys and girls along the way
He's just a down home party animal two steppin' all across the sky
He mixes jingle bells with the rebel yell and made history that night
He mixes Jingle Bells with the rebel yell and made history that night

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