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[Jason B]

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Can't tell if that's Jonco or a Breep.

 

[AzScorpion]

That would be my luck!

 

[Dr. Zaius]

McDonald's CEO tries the new Big Arch sandwich...

 

[AzScorpion]

McDonald's CEO tries the new Big Arch sandwich...

I stopped eating there over 20 years ago along with every other fast food place. The food is nasty and I was always having stomach problems before.

I think 5 Guys was the worst! I never could figure out the big deal about that place. We went there once after it opened near us back in 2011 and it was nothing but a greasy burger and fries and super expensive! Never went back ever again.

 

[AzScorpion]

I hate to admit it but Ive done this on more than one occasion.

 

[twk]

https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/

 

[Chris M]

I stopped eating there over 20 years ago along with every other fast food place. The food is nasty and I was always having stomach problems before.

I think 5 Guys was the worst! I never could figure out the big deal about that place. We went there once after it opened near us back in 2011 and it was nothing but a greasy burger and fries and super expensive! Never went back ever again.

Blasphemy!!!

 

[Dr. Zaius]

She seems nice...

 

[Langwilliams]

I think 5 Guys was the worst! I never could figure out the big deal about that place. We went there once after it opened near us back in 2011 and it was nothing but a greasy burger and fries and super expensive! Never went back ever again.

I always wait a few weeks before trying a new place. Even if it's a new location of a known restaurant. I tried a new place a few days after opening an it was really bad. I went back three months later because my kids wanted to eat there and it was fairly good that time.

I always tell people to wait a few weeks so the staff learn what the heck they're doing and for the "new" to cook/burn off all the equipment.

 

[AzScorpion]

I always wait a few weeks before trying a new place. Even if it's a new location of a known restaurant. I tried a new place a few days after opening an it was really bad. I went back three months later because my kids wanted to eat there and it was fairly good that time.

I always tell people to wait a few weeks so the staff learn what the heck they're doing and for the "new" to cook/burn off all the equipment.

I do the same and never will go to any restaurant right when they open. There's always little things that the new owner and staff need to work out and that sometimes can take a while. 5 Guys was open for months before I went and all I kept hearing was how great they were from friends and guys on the job site. Besides being a greasy mess it's expensive and IMHO not worth half of what they charge bit I guess some like it because they're still in business.

While I'm not a health food nut I have no desire to eat fast food ever again. Like most I ate it a lot as a kid and going to Burger King at 2am (the drive through where I was was open until 3am) after the bars was a weekend ritual. lol My stomach and body felt smooch better once I gave that up and if you ever took a good look what that stuff is really made of it's no wonder half the country is sick and obese.

 

[Chris M]

Dave's not wrong, but for the record I do like 5 Guys. Burgers are hot and fresh and "juicy" because they are not made until you order them...same with the fries.

We don't eat from there or any other fast food place often, but if I get a choice of where to go among burger joints I will choose them.

 

[AzScorpion]

Dave's not wrong, but for the record I do like 5 Guys. Burgers are hot and fresh and "juicy" because they are not made until you order them...same with the fries.

We don't eat from there or any other fast food place often, but if I get a choice of where to go among burger joints I will choose them.

It's funny how people can have such different tastes because I could never eat that greasy food from there. Just and FYI all those seed oils (that's what that fry grease is) that they said were so good for you are actually not and destroying your body from the inside. I wont get into a health food lecture but just research it sometime and all you'll (not pointing you out directly just a you in general ) see how bad this stuff really is. It's linked to obesity, heart disease and diabetes.

Well worth the 50 second watch.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Somewhere in my body there is a "Grease Low" light that illuminates.

When it does, the only places that will extinguish it is KFC or Krystal (White Castle in some areas).

We recently got a Whataburger in the area and it appears that it might do the job as well.

While McDonald's may put out the Grease Low light, it also lights up a bunch of other Check Engine lights that are no fun at all.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

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