How about some Jokes [Admin: No Politics, Religion, Nudity, Explicit Posts]

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[twk]

I've never really liked children. Maybe because I haven't found the right recipe.

 

[FerdRanger]

Am I the only one that watched Jurassic Park instead of turning on the game ?. I enjoyed it.

halftime show here was Robbin Hood Men in Tights
tight tights

 

[Fordup]

halftime show here was Robbin Hood Men in Tights
tight tights

Were they in Bud Light outfits ?.

 

[AzScorpion]

 

[Fordup]

 

[AzScorpion]

It's sad to see the size of kids today are larger than our old tv's. Unless it was pouring rain outside we were always out doing something whether it was riding our bikes through the woods or playing Evil Knievel jumping over one another with a makeshift ramp from a board and an old log. lol

It's amazing we survived all these old jungle gyms, slides and metal swing sets in the school playground with no helmets at all!

 

[Dr. Zaius]

And when we got hot and tired we drank water directly out of a faucet plumbed with lead pipes

 

[Fordup]

And when we got hot and tired we drank water directly out of a faucet plumbed with lead pipes

The worst was drinking out of those rubber garden hoses sitting in the sun. Nasty kerosene after taste from what ever was leaching out of the rubber ?.

 

[5thranger]

It's sad to see the size of kids today are larger than our old tv's. Unless it was pouring rain outside we were always out doing something whether it was riding our bikes through the woods or playing Evil Knievel jumping over one another with a makeshift ramp from a board and an old log. lol

It's amazing we survived all these old jungle gyms, slides and metal swing sets in the school playground with no helmets at all!

We also learned how to smoke and play doctor with the girls.

 

[Doc]

We also learned how to smoke and play doctor with the girls.

Uh…yup …

 

[AzScorpion]

 

[Big Blue]

It's sad to see the size of kids today are larger than our old tv's. Unless it was pouring rain outside we were always out doing something whether it was riding our bikes through the woods or playing Evil Knievel jumping over one another with a makeshift ramp from a board and an old log. lol

It's amazing we survived all these old jungle gyms, slides and metal swing sets in the school playground with no helmets at all!

When I was younger at first we did not have a TV. When we did get one, there was only 3 channels and my folks controlled them. Besides that during the day all that was on was soaps.

Helmets? What is a helmet? Is that something for sissies?

 

[AzScorpion]

When I was younger at first we did not have a TV. When we did get one, there was only 3 channels and my folks controlled them. Besides that during the day all that was on was soaps.

Helmets? What is a helmet? Is that something for sissies?

I remember having to adjust the rabbit ears on the tv. You'd just get it to where you could see through the snow and then the next show was on a different station and you'd have to start all over again. lol We eventually got an OTA antenna attached to the chimney and an electric rotary dial channel changer. That thing was huge and we would mark the channel number on it.

The only time we wore helmets was when we were playing hockey for the town/school leagues. Pond hockey was no pads or helmets except for the goalie.

 

[Motorpsychology]

And when we got hot and tired we drank water directly out of a faucet plumbed with lead pipes

...Or a 100' rubber hose; had to let it run until all the hot water from the sun was pushed out.

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