How about some Jokes [Admin: No Politics, Religion, Nudity, Explicit Posts]

[Dr. Zaius]

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[Metal Geezer]

Our living language...
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tatse

Dang. Was hoping to trade tatse for titse.

 

[Doc]

 

[subquark]

Hmm, wasn't sure to post this on that "use Prius spares" to gain MPG thread, that latest hood scoop thread, or here on Jokes? =p

Race Red FTW! =D

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[TJC]

Now that tune brings back some childhood memories! It's cute what they did!

 

[Doc]

For Duke

 

[twk]

Nuns could used another color or two.

 

[TJC]

How do you know when a politician is lying???

His lips are moving!

 

[TJC]

A Pastor was late to his Sunday morning service. He had his little boy with him as he raced to the church. The little boy looked over the speedometer and noticed that his Dad was doing 10mph over the speed limit.

Dad, aren't we going too fast? No son, God is with us!

The Pastor looked at his watch and sped up even more, and the little boy spoke, Dad, aren't we going too fast? Nope son, God is with us!

The little boy was becoming increasingly nervous when his Dad sped up again. Dad! Dad! We are going too fast! His father replied again that God was with us!

The little boy looked hard at his Dad as he replied, Stop the Car! Me and God are getting out!

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

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[AzScorpion]

 

[Doc]

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