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[Nellieg]

Seems to be a conundrum as -315ºC is 41.85º below absolute zero. Maybe if the wind is blowing faster than the speed of light.

Would that be yesterday's wind caused by the prior day's burritos?

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[KNI]

Seems to be a conundrum as -315ºC is 41.85º below absolute zero. Maybe if the wind is blowing faster than the speed of light.

Temperature below absolute zero is common, it's just inversion of the energy distribution where particles have assumed negative absolute temperature. And wind can actually blow faster than speed of light as wind requires a gaseous propagation medium and speed of light slows down in any medium. Not sure what would be the suitable medium.

edit: Nature had the answer to that.. macroscopic alkaliatom gas cooled down to Bose–Einstein condensate where the speed of light is 17 m/s.

 

[Motorpsychology]

Would that be yesterday's wind caused by the prior day's burritos?

I added on to my post while you were posting yours, but at a speed of over 1c (speed of light) that wind would be tomorrow's wind. which would mean if you smelled it today, that would actually be from an anti burrito, and thus would cause total annihilation should the temperature rise above absolute zero.

 

[Chris M]

I added on to my post while you were posting yours, but at a speed of over 1c (speed of light) that wind would be tomorrow's wind. which would mean if you smelled it today, that would actually be from an anti burrito, and thus would cause total annihilation should the temperature rise above absolute zero.

I think THIS is what's causing the transmission failures in the Ranger.

Good job, guys!

 

[Nellieg]

I added on to my post while you were posting yours, but at a speed of over 1c (speed of light) that wind would be tomorrow's wind. which would mean if you smelled it today, that would actually be from an anti burrito, and thus would cause total annihilation should the temperature rise above absolute zero.

It would be todays burrito with the later effects felt..yeah my dyslexia kicked in for a second... I also have issues with right hand rule ...brain just flips shtuff.

 

[Motorpsychology]

Temperature below absolute zero is common, it's just inversion of the energy distribution where particles have assumed negative absolute temperature. And wind can actually blow faster than speed of light as wind requires a gaseous propagation medium and speed of light slows down in any medium. Not sure what would be the suitable medium.

edit: Nature had the answer to that.. macroscopic alkaliatom gas cooled down to Bose–Einstein condensate

I Got It!! that would be sourced from @Nellieg's Burrito, above!

 

[Jason B]

I added on to my post while you were posting yours, but at a speed of over 1c (speed of light) that wind would be tomorrow's wind. which would mean if you smelled it today, that would actually be from an anti burrito, and thus would cause total annihilation should the temperature rise above absolute zero.

An anti-burrito?
So. Taco Bell.

 

[subquark]

Undoubtedly, if I get a Ranger many years from now, it'll be taller and I'll be shorter, so these will be the side steps I need ...

 

[MountainGoat]

You don't need any of that fancy science crap to travel into the past, just politics.

https://arcticportal.org/ap-library/news/3234-the-diomede-islands-tomorrow-yesterday-isle

 

[9zero1790]

Undoubtedly, if I get a Ranger many years from now, it'll be taller and I'll be shorter, so these will be the side steps I need ...

I wouldnt drive that one. Id have a driver of course. instead of grey pupuon it would ranch dressing

 

[9zero1790]

You don't need any of that fancy science crap to travel into the past, just politics.

https://arcticportal.org/ap-library/news/3234-the-diomede-islands-tomorrow-yesterday-isle

that was an interesting read! so now with global warming the Ice Border will melt and the ruskys and uncle same funders will be at war again...

 

[Fawnbuster]

Do you know what happens when you dont pay your exorcist?



You get repossessed ???

 

[Motorpsychology]

Do you know what happens when you dont pay your exorcist?



You get repossessed ???

 

[Doc]

Temperature below absolute zero is common, it's just inversion of the energy distribution where particles have assumed negative absolute temperature. And wind can actually blow faster than speed of light as wind requires a gaseous propagation medium and speed of light slows down in any medium. Not sure what would be the suitable medium.

edit: Nature had the answer to that.. macroscopic alkaliatom gas cooled down to Bose–Einstein condensate where the speed of light is 17 m/s.

Exactly What I was thinking

 

[Doc]

You don't need any of that fancy science crap to travel into the past, just politics.

https://arcticportal.org/ap-library/news/3234-the-diomede-islands-tomorrow-yesterday-isle

Cool Read !

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