How about some Jokes [Admin: No Politics, Religion, Nudity, Explicit Posts]

[Doc]

Good thing they didn't ask to have them shipped back

Sponsored

 

[5thranger]

Received my sausage order today placed on June 3rd…

Perfect for my mother-in-laws tater tot casserole. She usually uses roadkill in it.

 

[MountainGoat]

eBay just refunded me…I sent them the same picture as above !

Sausages from Ebay!?

 

[MountainGoat]

 

[Motorpsychology]

At least she's wearing goggles for safety.

...Almost there just a few hundred feet... hang in there! OOOfff! Pothole.

 

[Motorpsychology]

Why does Canada get all the warmth and we have to suffer in cold?!

That no atmosphere on Thursday and Friday was also bit interesting.

Trying to understand row 3; is that what your relative weight will be on those days?

 

[Motorpsychology]

Perfect for my mother-in-laws tater tot casserole. She usually uses roadkill in it.

Precooked. Where'd you find them?

 

[MountainGoat]

Culprits behind a record 100+ hate crime spree identified.

 

[Doc]

Sausages from Ebay!?

Yup

 

[KNI]

Trying to understand row 3; is that what your relative weight will be on those days?

It's the "Feels like" value.

 

[Motorpsychology]

It's the "Feels like" value.

Oh, ok- it feels like I weigh 178, 172 177 etc. Uff da. That's metric so it's in Kg!

 

[KNI]

Oh, ok- it feels like I weigh 178, 172 177 etc. Uff da. That's metric so it's in Kg!

Yes. -190'C with 3 to 5 meters per second wind feels like -215'C

(and same in furlongs and fortnights: -310'F with 6.7 - 11.1 miles per hour wind feel like -355'F)

No kilogram involved

 

[Motorpsychology]

Yes. -190'C with 3 to 5 meters per second wind feels like -215'C

(and same in furlongs and fortnights: -310'F with 6.7 - 11.1 miles per hour wind feel like -355'F)

No kilogram involved

So you are saying if the temperature is -75 Rankine (Rk) I will feel like I weigh 13.93 quarters (qr)?
Finnish is so hard.

 

[KNI]

So you are saying if the temperature is -75 Rankine (Rk) I will feel like I weigh 13.93 quarters (qr)?
Finnish is so hard.

No no.. at -75 Rankine you feel like (10*v^1/2 - v + 10.5) * (33 - 314.8167). Just enter the preferred v.

 

[Motorpsychology]

No no.. at -75 Rankine you feel like (10*v^1/2 - v + 10.5) * (33 - 314.8167). Just enter the preferred v.

Seems to be a conundrum as -315ºC is 41.85º below absolute zero. Maybe if the wind is blowing faster than the speed of light. However I would have more than infinite mass, and be too cold to care.

Sponsored