How about some Jokes [Admin: No Politics, Religion, Nudity, Explicit Posts]

[Jason B]

You do realize that Kenny Rodgers is Dead, right??

So is Dick Clark since 2012.

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[KJRR]

So is Dick Clark since 2012.

Really? ? I saw Kenny, Elvis and Jim Morrison all on thier way over to Dick's place for New Years. They all still look the same.

 

[Metal Geezer]

A man and wife finally fulfilled their lifelong dream of an Australian vacation….
At Sydney customs, the agent questioned them about the purpose of their visit:
“Pleasure.” Responded the man.
The agent continued, “Do you have a criminal record?”
“Damn!”, replied the man. “Is it still a requirement?”

 

[Motorpsychology]

Same can be said for Dick Clark and Christie Brinkley. Of course in todays world of cosmetic medical procedures it is hard to tell what is real and what is not.

...And Vanna White...

You do realize that Kenny Rodgers is Dead, right??

And so is Dick Clark, "America's Oldest Teenager." Just concurring that there are/were other notable people that never seemed to age, Unlike Michael Jackson and Wayne Newton that surgically morphed into unrecognizable people.

 

[Motorpsychology]

Really? ? I saw Kenny, Elvis and Jim Morrison all on thier way over to Dick's place for New Years. They all still look the same.

Were you the one that brought Mae West?

 

[Burnt Money]

 

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[Dr. Zaius]

 

[Langwilliams]

So is Dick Clark since 2012.

Are they still fighting over custody of his body? That was creepy funny.

 

[9zero1790]

that counts me out...

 

[Figarou]

 

[Figarou]

 

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[MountainGoat]

Oh god I can't imagine how loud a rooster that big would be.

 

[Jason B]

Oh god I can't imagine how loud a rooster that big would be.

And this guy made a techno track from that:

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