How about some Jokes [Admin: No Politics, Religion, Nudity, Explicit Posts]

[Metal Geezer]

That trick never works!

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[9zero1790]

RIP boiling water, you will be mist. To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!

 

[Metal Geezer]

“A blind man walks into a bar.”

(wait for it….)

Anywhoooo…..that’s the joke.
Some Wokester says to me “Why wasn’t it a woman?”
Ok……
“A blind man walks into a woman.”

 

[Motorpsychology]

@Dr. Zaius , is there something that you'd like to share with us?

That's a hydrogen fuel cell you're plugged into right??

 

[Dr. Zaius]

That's a hydrogen fuel cell you're plugged into right??

It is converting hydrocarbons so, close enough.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Maybe NSFW

Spoiler

 

[Jason B]

“A blind man walks into a bar.”

(wait for it….)

Anywhoooo…..that’s the joke.
Some Wokester says to me “Why wasn’t it a woman?”
Ok……
“A blind man walks into a woman.”

... then gets charged with sexual assault.

 

[Metal Geezer]

... then gets charged with sexual assault.

Was waiting for that…..

 

[OFC Ranger]

 

[9zero1790]

so true sadly! love the waffles but after 10 pm the waffle hut is rough even in nice areas.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Beware the Neo that works at Waffle House...

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[P. A. Schilke]

... then gets charged with sexual assault.

Hi Jason,

Or in my case, Assault with a dead weapon...

best,
Phil

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