Dr. Zaius
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How about some Jokes [Admin: No Politics, Religion, Nudity, Explicit Posts]
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Found the perfect tool for what ever the wife throws at you!
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In the spirit of the Chinese balloon...
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Reminds me of the Boudreaux joke when he went to a fancy day spa.
He told the masseuse that he wanted a fancy milk bath.
She asked, "Do you want that milk pasteurized?"
Boudreaux said, "No. Just put it up to my neck and I'll splash it on my face."
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Texas Limousine!
the other limo from these parts... mighty tasty.
just to clarify lol that moo is of the Limousin Cattle variety.
friendly, beefy, and a fancy name lol.
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Curses! You spotted it!
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So the question really is where’s Rocky?!
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Shhh.... ? where indeed.....
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A guy walks into a bar giggling and grinning as he steps up to the bartender. “What's so funny?” she asks. The guy says, “I just heard the best blonde joke ever! Want to hear it?”
The bartender says, “See that big burly woman bouncer at the door? She's blonde. See those two female bodybuilders drinking at that table? They're both blonde. I'm sure you've already noticed I'm blonde, too. So tell me, do you really want to tell that joke?”
The man sighs deeply and says, “Well, not if I'm going to have to explain it 4 times.”
A blonde woman calls out a mechanic to look at her car which she is having problems starting . After ten minutes the mechanic says “Ok love. It's nothing serious, just shit in your carburetor “
“Oh" replies the blonde “ How often do I need to do that?”
The bartender says, “See that big burly woman bouncer at the door? She's blonde. See those two female bodybuilders drinking at that table? They're both blonde. I'm sure you've already noticed I'm blonde, too. So tell me, do you really want to tell that joke?”
The man sighs deeply and says, “Well, not if I'm going to have to explain it 4 times.”
A blonde woman calls out a mechanic to look at her car which she is having problems starting . After ten minutes the mechanic says “Ok love. It's nothing serious, just shit in your carburetor “
“Oh" replies the blonde “ How often do I need to do that?”
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