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[Trigganometry]

Damn, this egg shortage has gotten out of hand.....

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[AdamHarris]

 

[9zero1790]

papa smurf got the trim....

 

[P. A. Schilke]

 

[Metal Geezer]

Um.......

Best,
Phil

I know, right? Two steps at a time is like, totally unsafe!

 

[Motorpsychology]

Best,
Phil

10-4! Hard to tell the way the pic is cropped, but the driver may have off tracked into the excavation tryng to negotiate a traffic circle. Off tracking and jackknifes are the most common single semi incidents , then follows low clearance and high center.

 

[Doc]

Hauling Ass..

 

[Doc]

 

[Trigganometry]

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[T Bone]

 

[dtech]

A married couple went to see a marriage counselor.

The wife said to the counselor, “I've been married to my husband for six months and I can't stand him! I want to blindfold him, drag him through the woods, then kill him and chop him to pieces and feed what's left of him to wild rats!”

The marriage counselor said, "Obviously, those thoughts are disturbing and you have a major problem! Here's a folder with information on some exercises you can perform to make your relationship better.”

The couple left, and a short while later, a different married couple came in to see the same marriage counselor.

The wife said to the counselor, “I can't stand my husband! I want to blindfold him, drag him through the woods, then kill him and chop him to pieces and feed what's left of him to wild rats!”

“How long have you been married?" asked the counselor.

The wife replied, “30 years."

The marriage counselor said, “Well, then those feelings are normal."

 

[dtech]

A wife goes on a retreat for work.
When she returns, she finds a pair of panties in her dresser that do not belong to her.
Furious, she questions her husband.
The husband says, "I have no idea where they came from I don't do the laundry!"
So, the wife goes to the maid and questions her.
Indignant, the maid replies, "Madam, how should I know? These panties don't belong to me. I don't even wear panties just ask your husband!"

 

[LaBalbe]

 

[LaBalbe]

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