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[Dr. Zaius]

 

[Doc]

I feel sorry for people that don’t drink
cause when they wake up in the morning
that the best they’re gonna feel all day…

 

[LaBalbe]

Does Bobby have to share the blanket with a wife? Cause then, it's DEFINITELY not big enough!

 

[Motorpsychology]

Ugggg!!!

Either this meme is 3 years old, or it's a game of Stump The Geezers!

• The Mustang debuted April 1964, making it 58.
• The Corvette came out in 1953; 69 years old.
• Jimi Hendrix and Janis Joplin died while I was in Viet Nam; 1970 or 52 years ago.
• #7 Yankees outfielder retired before the '69 season. "The Mick" played his last game against the Red Socks September 1968 or 54 years ago. Yanks won 4-3. On & on.

Now you can feel old!

 

[BS67]

Guy Fieri is wanting you on Triple-D!

 

[Trigganometry]

 

[Ron L.]

The Baseball Furies

 

[Tracy Bowman]

FIRST TEXT MESSAGE



Hi, Morris. This is Saul, next door. I've been riddled with guilt for a few months and have been trying to get the courage to tell you face-to-face. When you're not around, I've been sharing your wife, day and night, probably much more than you. I haven't been getting it at home recently. I know that's no excuse. The temptation was just too great. I can't live with the guilt & hope you'll accept my sincere apology and forgive me.

Please suggest a fee for usage and I'll pay you.

- Saul

Feeling enraged and betrayed, Morris grabbed his gun, went next door, and shot Saul dead. He returned home, shot his wife, poured himself a stiff drink, and sat on the sofa.



Morris then looked at his phone and discovered a second text message from Saul.

SECOND TEXT MESSAGE:

Hi, Morris. Saul here again. Sorry about the typo in my last text. I assume you figured it out and noticed that the darn Spell-Check had changed "wi-fi" to "wife." Technology, huh? It'll be the death of us.

That’s terrible!?

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