How about some Jokes [Admin: No Politics, Religion, Nudity, Explicit Posts]

[Figarou]

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[Figarou]

 

[Trigganometry]

The rivalry ends here

 

[Trigganometry]

 

[Radioman]

 

[Figarou]

 

[9zero1790]

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carrie fisher closed container

carrie fisher open container...

too soon ? lol.

 

[Metal Geezer]

carrie fisher closed container

carrie fisher open container...

too soon ? lol.

No.
No one gets off this ride alive.

 

[AdamHarris]

 

[Jmarler]

 

[Radioman]

 

[Radioman]

For those younger people here that want to borrow Great Grandpa's sedan...

 

[9zero1790]

For those younger people here that want to borrow Great Grandpa's sedan...

they need to know about that vent window too! i miss those.

 

[Radioman]

A woman was shopping at the local supermarket where she selected:

A half-gallon of 2% milk,
A carton of eggs,
A quart of orange juice,
A head of lettuce,
A 2 lb. Can of coffee and
A 1 lb. Package of bacon

A drunk man standing behind her watched as she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out.

While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated -- 'You must be single.'

The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but was intrigued by the derelict's intuition since she was indeed single.

She looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about the selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of her, she asked, 'Yes you are correct. But how on earth did you know that?'

The drunk replied -- 'Cause you're ugly.'

 

[Chris M]

A woman was shopping at the local supermarket where she selected:

A half-gallon of 2% milk,
A carton of eggs,
A quart of orange juice,
A head of lettuce,
A 2 lb. Can of coffee and
A 1 lb. Package of bacon

A drunk man standing behind her watched as she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out.

While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated -- 'You must be single.'

The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but was intrigued by the derelict's intuition since she was indeed single.

She looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about the selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of her, she asked, 'Yes you are correct. But how on earth did you know that?'

The drunk replied -- 'Cause you're ugly.'

Good thing I wasn't drinking anything when I read that one. ?

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