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True story: a few months ago I sprained my wrist tearing off the toilet paper, and I'm not even that old!
Hmmm... I guess you get a ton of teasing and disbelief about tearing the tp vs other activities in there with a ton of wrist action
 

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True story: a few months ago I sprained my wrist tearing off the toilet paper, and I'm not even that old!
Put some 303 on the wrist and a damper on the tp and all will be good. :like:
 
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Just wait...
I always thought older people were just complaining about their aches and pains. Then one day you wake up with them and it's no joke! Luckily I only have a few minor ones, for now.


Body's Check Engine Light.webp
 

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I always thought older people were just complaining about their aches and pains. Then one day you wake up with them and it's no joke! Luckily I only have a few minor ones, for now.


Body's Check Engine Light.jpg
I look at the pain as nature's way of letting know I'm still alive. If I don't have some kind of pain, then I worry. :wink:
 
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I look at the pain as nature's way of letting know I'm still alive. If I don't have some kind of pain, then I worry. :wink:
:LOL::LOL:? Thank God I'm far from that stage. lol Which is surprising working in construction for 39 years and most of it doing production work.
 
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Put some 303 on the wrist and a damper on the tp and all will be good. :like:
Slowly but surely it catches on, you can't go wrong with either of them. So now instead of duct tape and a hammer you need to carry 303 and a damper. ?:bandit:


but-wait-theres-more.webp
 

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:LOL::LOL:? Thank God I'm far from that stage. lol Which is surprising working in construction for 39 years and most of it doing production work.
Just remember the pain of old age are the abuses of your youth coming back to get you. You've bought them on the layaway plan, now you got to pay for them. Some of these young guys are racking up quite a bill. :shock:
 
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Just remember the pain of old age are the abuses of your youth coming back to get you. You've bought them on the layaway plan, now you got to pay for them. Some of these young guys are racking up quite a bill. :shock:
That’s why I’m amazed at how good I still feel. I wasn’t always the saint I am today. :lipssealed::bandit::shock:
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