How about some Jokes [Admin: No Politics, Religion, Nudity, Explicit Posts]

[Colo_Ranger]

Me yesterday during game time:

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[Colo_Ranger]

 

[KJRR]

Dang truth!

I did point that out to those I was with and walked out of the room.

 

[Marpater]

I brought my girlfriend home and introduced her to my family. My kids liked her, but my wife seemed upset

I was out for dinner with my 19 year old girlfriend. I being 42, had many people shouting at me, scolding me, calling me a creep. It really ruined our 10th anniversary.

My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!
That’s the best I’ve done so far.

My girlfriend lives a few miles away from me. The other night, she called me at around 3 AM. She was terrified. She said that there were two armed gunmen in her apartment. With all that adrenaline going through my system, it made it hard to go back to sleep.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

And more Valentine's Day Cheer!

 

[Chris M]

And more Valentine's Day Cheer!

Someone, somewhere is going to see that and go "AHA!"

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Someone, somewhere is going to see that and go "AHA!"

Like the Chris Rock bit about how to not get arrested:

Never have an upset girl in your car when you get pulled over.

As soon as the cop comes up to his window she starts shouting "He got weed! He got weed!"

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[Doc]

Um..

 

[AzScorpion]

 

[KJRR]

And that's why we play with our Rangers.

 

[Figarou]

Um..

Heart attack on a plate.

 

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[KNI]

Heart attack on a plate.

Meat & Veggies. Looks like diet food to me.

 

[9zero1790]

Heart attack on a plate.

damn them ribs look good...

 

[FasterGT350]

Um..

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