How about some Jokes [Admin: No Politics, Religion, Nudity, Explicit Posts]

[Dr. Zaius]

And a LOL for the eagle-eyed Nissan employee.

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[Dr. Zaius]

Spooktober scary meme time...

 

[P. A. Schilke]

 

[P. A. Schilke]

 

[Colo_Ranger]

As someone who works a part time job in retail, I feel this in my soul.

 

[Trigganometry]

 

[FX4Offroad]

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[FX4Offroad]

Great idea

 

[P. A. Schilke]

A painter by the name of Murphy, while not a brilliant scholar, was a gifted
portrait artist. Over a short number of years, his fame grew and soon
people from all over Ireland were coming to the town of Doolin in
County Clare, to get him to paint their likenesses.

One day, a beautiful young English woman arrived at his house in a stretch limo
and asked if he would paint her in the nude.

This being the first time anyone had made such a request he was a bit perturbed,
particularly when the woman told him that money was no object; in fact, she was
willing to pay up to £10,000.

Not wanting to get into any marital strife, he asked her to wait while he went into the
house to confer with Mary, his wife. In a few minutes he returned. "T' would be me pleasure to paint yer portrait, missus," he said. "The wife says it's okay. I'll paint you in the nude all
right; but I have to at least leave me socks on, so I have a place to wipe me
brushes."

 

[Trigganometry]

Engineer:

“I'm Not Arguing, I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right”

 

[outdoorphotog]

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[AdamHarris]

 

[P. A. Schilke]

 

[P. A. Schilke]

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