Nutella...

[Fawnbuster]

What's up with Nutella!?! When ya open the jar it's all soft and spreadable, then once you get past the half way point it starts setting up like hydraulic cement! I tried and tried to dig a scoop out of the bottom of that jar for over a minute and it just swirls around and clings to the jar like a bug on a windshield, so I looked at the top of the jar, didn't see any of the foil seal left on it, stuck it in the microwave for a few seconds to warm it up and BUZZZAPPP ZZZZZZZZZZ and flames and pops a few times. I yanked the door open to stop the electrocution and saw that there was a small bit of the foil hiding under the Nutella on the rim!

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[AzScorpion]

Annie put a cup of tea in the microwave to warm it up and forgot to take the tea bag out. The staple caused a cool 4th of July light show. lol Unfortunately the microwave started making all sorts of loud noises after that and finally died a few moths later. Of course it an over the ranger microwave. That was an expensive cup of tea!

 

[Fawnbuster]

Snippet from 1 of our cameras, shame I had the light on, it wouldve made a nice Frankenstein movie effect ?

 

[LaBalbe]

Nutella dries out??? You clearly don't have enough kids in your household. I should buy stock in the damn stuff, the way we go through it.

 

[moorejl57]

...Unfortunately the microwave started making all sorts of loud noises after that and finally died a few moths later.

Sure it wasn't the moths that zapped it?

 

[carmigo]

What's up with Nutella!?! When ya open the jar it's all soft and spreadable, then once you get past the half way point it starts setting up like hydraulic cement! I tried and tried to dig a scoop out of the bottom of that jar for over a minute and it just swirls around and clings to the jar like a bug on a windshield, so I looked at the top of the jar, didn't see any of the foil seal left on it, stuck it in the microwave for a few seconds to warm it up and BUZZZAPPP ZZZZZZZZZZ and flames and pops a few times. I yanked the door open to stop the electrocution and saw that there was a small bit of the foil hiding under the Nutella on the rim!

This post was an emotional rollercoaster... love it.

 

[Jason B]

Ever see a CD in a microwave?

 

[OFC Ranger]

You take your duty taser and heat it up a bit.

Duh

 

[Fawnbuster]

You take your duty taser and heat it up a bit.

Duh

We had to spark test ours before shift every night per sop. My lab went nuts chasing that bright red laser. She jumped up once to try and eat it at the source just as I hit the trigger, we both had that omg look on our faces ?

 

[OFC Ranger]

We had to spark test ours before shift every night per sop. My lab went nuts chasing that bright red laser. She jumped up once to try and eat it at the source just as I hit the trigger, we both had that omg look on our faces ?

I may or may not have made a roach ride the lightning when it invaded the station kitchen at 4AM in the morning some many many years ago.

Hypothetically speaking of course.

 

[Fawnbuster]

I may or may not have made a roach ride the lightning when it invaded the station kitchen at 4AM in the morning some many many years ago.

Hypothetically speaking of course.

Of course. Never witnessed. I've seen alot of cops tased in training and speak in tongues and curse like a sailor lol.

We did transition training one time on an indoor range, taser to pistol. One guy missed the part about where to stand for the taser target. 21 foot leads at 22 feet, the probes went out and came back and wrapped around his legs and tased himself by contact lol if I hadn't been there to witness it I wouldn't have believed it. Also had guys trying to cuff a resistor and grabbed them between the leads and took the ride with the suspect.

 

[OFC Ranger]

I fall into the "sack of potatoes" category.

When I got tased, not much noise, a bit of grunting, my knees just crumbled and I fell down. All I could think the whole time was "dont shit yourself, dont shit yourself, dont shit yourself".

My favorite are those who fall into the "wookie" category when they get tased. Gets me everytime.

Pepper spray on other hand had zero wffect on me UNTIL I went to rinse with water. Very thankful, that stuff seems hit or miss and I've seen some people act like their faces were melting.

 

[Fawnbuster]

I fall into the "sack of potatoes" category.

When I got tased, not much noise, a bit of grunting, my knees just crumbled and I fell down. All I could think the whole time was "dont shit yourself, dont shit yourself, dont shit yourself".

My favorite are those who fall into the "wookie" category when they get tased. Gets me everytime.

Pepper spray on other hand had zero wffect on me UNTIL I went to rinse with water. Very thankful, that stuff seems hit or miss and I've seen some people act like their faces were melting.

I peppered myself after a pursuit, guy wouldn't get out so he got sprayed on both sides, I had to reach in and unbuckle his seat belt, Got my forearm coated in spray and didn't realize it until I went to wipe the sweat out of my eyes with that arm...?

 

[Fawnbuster]

Ever see a CD in a microwave?

That went up like a thumb drive of bitcoin

 

[Cmar]

I didn't think it was actually possible to set fire to something in a microwave. Our eldest proved me wrong when he put some garlic bread in and set it to 13 minutes instead of 1 minute 30 seconds.

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