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[Capt'n Awesome]

If she says "Bless your heart" - RUN

I say this all the time at work. They're on to me now.

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[Tracy Bowman]

Sleep with one eye opened man!

There's a series called "Snapped". Basically, it's about women that kill their husbands / boyfriends. The ones that are the worst are absolutely the southern women.

Just sayin'.

Edit (add):
There was a recent episode where a southern woman was probably the most evil I have ever seen on this series.

She was a southern belle that was a good church-going woman that fed the homeless and did wonderful things for their community until her husband mysteriously passed away. When they investigated he had been slowly poisoned. Further investigation showed that she had done the same thing to several prior husbands.

Is this her first marriage?

Well...my husband is still alive & kicking after 33 yrs with me. So, not all southern women are evil!

 

[AzScorpion]

Well...my husband is still alive & kicking after 33 yrs with me. So, not all southern women are evil!

I'm sure he sleeps with one eye open. ?

 

[Tracy Bowman]

If she says "Bless your heart" - RUN

Yep!

 

[Tracy Bowman]

I'm sure he sleeps with one eye open. ?

How'd you know?!

 

[AzScorpion]

How'd you know?!

Past experience. I dated a couple southern women and they're sweet and will do anything for you but make them mad and the horns come out and they'll kill you in your sleep.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[AzScorpion]

 

[FX4Offroad]

True

 

[GregM]

True

I fully understand covid hand shake

 

[P. A. Schilke]

 

[RedlandRanger]

Thanks Phil! That gave me a good laugh - I could use one about now. The good news is that we are back in our house and the fires appear to be settling down - hopefully there will be no more surprises.

I'm just waiting for what the next surprise 2020 has in store for us..... I for one will be VERY happy to say goodbye to 2020.

 

[AzScorpion]

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Hi Phil, I think the alcohol graph is the most accurate one. I know I've changed my drinking habits since March. Now I just carry this around. ?

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[P. A. Schilke]

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