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[Dr. Zaius]

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[Dr. Zaius]

During a church service, the pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers.

Suzie stood and walked to the podium. She said, “Two months ago, my husband, Phil, had a terrible bicycle accident and his scrotum was crushed.”

There was a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation.

“Phil was unable to hold me or the children,” she went on, “and every move caused him terrible pain. We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation, and they were able to reconstruct the crushed remnants of Phil’s scrotum, using wire to reinforce and shape it.”

The men in the congregation cringed and squirmed uncomfortably.

“Now,” she announced in a quivering voice, “thank the Lord, Phil is out of the hospital and the doctors say that with time, his scrotum should recover completely.”
All the men sighed with relief.The pastor rose and asked if anyone else had something to say.

A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium. He said, “I’m Phil.”

The entire congregation held its breath.“I just want to tell my wife the word is sternum.”

 

[FerdRanger]

I WAS going to tell a joke about sodium….


but Na

 

[Motorpsychology]

I WAS going to tell a joke about sodium….


but Na

I T S O K.

 

[Chris M]

I T S O K.

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I didnt get that one

 

[Motorpsychology]

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I didnt get that one

Iodine Tritium Sulphur Oxygen K= symbol for potassium

note: "T" is commonly used to represent Tritium, an isotope of hydrogen, officially written 3H or hydrogen3. It is not an organic element on the periodic table.
chemical symbol tritium

 

[Chris M]

Iodine Tritium Sulphur Oxygen K= symbol for potassium

note: "T" is commonly used to represent Tritium, an isotope of hydrogen, officially written 3H or hydrogen3. It is not an organic element on the periodic table.
chemical symbol tritium

Thanks!

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Iodine Tritium Sulphur Oxygen K= symbol for potassium

note: "T" is commonly used to represent Tritium, an isotope of hydrogen, officially written 3H or hydrogen3. It is not an organic element on the periodic table.
chemical symbol tritium

I read it as "It's Zero Potassium"

 

[Chris M]

I read it as "It's Zero Potassium"

Way ahead of me.
I read "It's OK".

 

[IdahoRanger]

Way ahead of me.
I read "It's OK".

This

 

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