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[Dr. Zaius]

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[Dr. Zaius]

Maybe NSFW. Or also maybe NSAL (Not Safe After Lunch)

But maybe a good deal on a Windstar...

Spoiler: Windstar

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[LaBalbe]

Son: So, Dad, why did Mom lock you out of the house?

Dad: She heard me on the phone with Uncle Steve, talking about running errands.

Son: So, what did you guys do?

Dad: Uncle Steve went to get a used car, while I went to the store to get stuff to remove paint from the patio furniture.

Son: What's wrong with that?

Dad: Well, all Mom heard was, "You go get the Escort, I'll get the stripper and we'll meet up at your place."

 

[AzScorpion]

 

[Dr. Zaius]

This is VERY cool.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

I never use them when traveling, and now I will never even THINK of using them...

 

[AzScorpion]

I never use them when traveling, and now I will never even THINK of using them...

WTF is wrong with people

We rarely stay in hotels and use Airbnb as much as possible but there are occasions (1-2 night stays) where we have to. Now I'm really glad I don't drink coffee!

 

[Dr. Zaius]

WTF is wrong with people

We rarely stay in hotels and use Airbnb as much as possible but there are occasions (1-2 night stays) where we have to. Now I'm really glad I don't drink coffee!

Hey Honey, this coffee tastes like @$$..

 

[Langwilliams]

I never use them when traveling, and now I will never even THINK of using them...

I run a few cycles of plain water through mine before I use it at home! How do you get that "mess" out

 

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[AzScorpion]

It's always in Florida, right Doc. lol

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