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[Dr. Zaius]

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[LaBalbe]

"It tastes like earlobe meat."
Is he related to Hannibal Lecter by any chance?

 

[FerdRanger]

"It tastes like earlobe meat."
Is he related to Hannibal Lecter by any chance?

no, that would be frontal lobe meat

 

[LaBalbe]

no, that would be frontal lobe meat

Hannibal himself, sure, but Cousin Mike might prefer a different cut.

 

[Chris M]

no, that would be frontal lobe meat

With fava beans and a nice chianti...

 

[Jason B]

Like this? You can find pickled pig ears, feet, and lips in many Louisiana country stores, usually in a jar on the counter.

 

[Chris M]

Like this? You can find pickled pig ears, feet, and lips in many Louisiana country stores, usually in a jar on the counter.

Same for VA where I grew up.

 

[Motorpsychology]

How To Prepare Pig's Ears.
You'll need:

• 2/3 cup of wild rice
• 2 cups of fava beans (I never heard of them either)
• 2 quarts of Kool-Aid, raspberry or fruit punch flavor
• 1 pig's ear.

Mix the wild rice, fava beans with the Kool-Aid, stirring until the mix is fully incorporated.
Let stand for 12 hours in a cool dark space, giving it a stir every 90 minutes.

Pour the mix down the disposal and put the pig's ear in your dog's dish.

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[Dr. Zaius]

 

[AzScorpion]

And that's how the fight started.

 

[JimH]

I apparently watch to many documentaries lol.
The military aircraft that Bert is pictured on is an A10 Warthog.

The 30mm cannon makes Berts necktie knot...

 

[dtech]

A farmer goes into town to sell his chickens. He sells all of them except one. Now he has a problem: He wants to see the movie in town but can’t leave the chicken in his truck, someone might steal it, they won’t let him in the movie with a live chicken so he comes up with a brilliant idea, he puts the chicken in his overalls. So the chicken can breathe he lets its head hang out the zipper. He sits next to 2 little old ladies in the theater. A few minutes later one says to the other “Look Sarah, the man next to me is exposing himself.” The other says “Don’t worry if you’ve seen one you’ve seen them all.” The first one replies “Yeah, but this one’s eating my popcorn”.

 

[AzScorpion]

 

[AzScorpion]

I didn't watch any of the game but heard the halftime show was terrible. Since Jay-Z took it over it's been nothing but hip hop garbage.

 

[AzScorpion]

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