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[LaBalbe]

And an unopened dictionary.

Don't forget the mint-condition, still-in-box complete Children's Britannica collection.

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[AzScorpion]

Don't forget the mint-condition, still-in-box complete Children's Britannica collection.

I think everyone our age had a set like that. haha

 

[LaBalbe]

I think everyone our age had a set like that. haha

I did many a school project using ours. It was really helpful when my history teacher one year broke up the class into groups and had each group research a couple of lines from Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start the Fire." It was a really neat way to introduce us to a bunch of events that defined the Cold War era.

 

[twk]

 

[AzScorpion]

This guy is Amazing!

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[AzScorpion]

I knew I shouldn't have opened anything from you before having breakfast.

 

[Motorpsychology]

I knew I shouldn't have opened anything from you before having breakfast.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

I knew I shouldn't have opened anything from you before having breakfast.

 

[AzScorpion]

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[dtech]

 

[dtech]

A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a gentleman neighbor who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes.

The woman asked the gentlemen, "What do you do to get your tomatoes so red?"

The gentlemen responded, "Well, twice a day I stand in front of my tomato garden naked in my trench coat and flash them. My tomatoes turn red from blushing so much."

Well, the woman was so impressed; she decided to try doing the same thing to her tomato garden to see if it would work. So twice a day for two weeks she flashed her garden hoping for the best.

One day the gentleman was passing by and asked the woman, "By the way, how did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red?"

No", she replied, "but my cucumbers are enormous."

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[Dr. Zaius]

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