How about some Jokes [Admin: No Politics, Religion, Nudity, Explicit Posts]

[Dr. Zaius]

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Spoiler: Rangers

 

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Tariffs available: Economy, Comfort, and Business

Economy = Single ply tissue from Dollar General

Comfort = Two ply tissue from Costco

Business = a Sham Wow.

 

[Jason B]

Hope that thing never crashes from the sky.

 

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[AzScorpion]

Finally!

 

[dtech]

Little Jonny and his dad were walking down the street one day when they came upon two dogs doing what dogs do

Jonny: “Dad! What are those two dogs doing?”

Dad: “They’re making puppies, son.”

Jonny and dad finished up their walk and returned home. Later over supper, mom and dad were kinda winking at each other regarding a certain activity for after little Jonny went to bed. Bed time came, Jonny was off to bed, and mom and dad wasted no time in involving themselves in what moms and dads do. Jonny heard noise coming from his parent’s bedroom and went to investigate. He pushed the cracked open door to see mom and dad going at it.

Jonny: “Dad! What are you doing to mom?”

Dad: “Well son, your mom and I talked it over and thought you might like to have a little brother or sister.”

Jonny paused for a second then said: “Nah, turn her over. I’d rather have a puppy.”

 

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[Doc]

The teacher was asking the children what their father did for work.
The first one little Peggy, my daddy builds condominiums.
The second one little Billy said my dad is a real estate agent and he sells those condominiums.
The third, Lititle Johnny said he doesn’t do anything He does nothing, He’s dead.
The teacher said what did he do before he died?
Little Johnny said he turned blue and sh**t on the Rug ..

 

[Dr. Zaius]

The teacher was asking the children what their father did for work.
The first one little Peggy, my daddy builds condominiums.
The second one little Billy said my dad is a real estate agent and he sells those condominiums.
The third, Lititle Johnny said he doesn’t do anything He does nothing, He’s dead.
The teacher said what did he do before he died?
Little Johnny said he turned blue and sh**t on the Rug ..

Funny, but I almost feel bad laughing...

 

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