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[AzScorpion]

Poor guy thought he was helping his daughter out. ?

 

[AzScorpion]

I almost forgot on this day back in 1994 we lost one of the greatest comedian/actors of all times. Hard to believe it's been 30 years since John Candy passed away. He had so many great shows and we just saw Uncle Buck and The Great Outdoors (for the millionth time) a couple weeks ago. lol

One of his best has to be Stripes! "You're A Lean, Mean, Fighting Machine". ?

 

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[Langwilliams]

I almost forgot on this day back in 1994 we lost one of the greatest comedian/actors of all times. Hard to believe it's been 30 years since John Candy passed away. He had so many great shows and we just saw Uncle Buck and The Great Outdoors (for the millionth time) a couple weeks ago. lol

One of his best has to be Stripes! "You're A Lean, Mean, Fighting Machine". ?

I watch old SCTV skits on YouTube all the time.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[AzScorpion]

Just a heads up if your candy is half eaten this Easter. ??

 

[Doc]

I almost forgot on this day back in 1994 we lost one of the greatest comedian/actors of all times. Hard to believe it's been 30 years since John Candy passed away. He had so many great shows and we just saw Uncle Buck and The Great Outdoors (for the millionth time) a couple weeks ago. lol

One of his best has to be Stripes! "You're A Lean, Mean, Fighting Machine". ?

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[Doc]

Wtf ?

 

[AzScorpion]

This could definitely be cross posted in the Redneck thread. ?

Wtf ?

My first thought too Doc!

 

[Dr. Zaius]

This could definitely be cross posted in the Redneck thread. ?



My first thought too Doc!

Should I have put it behind a spoiler? ?

 

[dtech]

A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in Mexico

While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious-looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, 'What is that you just served?'

The waiter replied, 'Ah, senor, you have excellent taste!

Those are called Cojones de Toro, bull's testicles from the bullfight this morning. A delicacy!'

The cowboy said, 'What the heck, bring me an order.' The waiter replied, 'I am so sorry, senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bullfight each morning. If you come early and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy.'

The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day.

After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said, 'These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday.'

The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied 'Si, senior, sometimes the bull wins

 

[Doc]

 

[AzScorpion]

Wow, that's so really quick thinking on the drivers part! That first guy got an eye full of diesel too. And good luck getting all that diesel fuel and smell out of that van now. lol

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