How about some Jokes [Admin: No Politics, Religion, Nudity, Explicit Posts]

[Chris M]

Why yes. Yes, I do! But we’ll graft him in.?

And this is why we all love you and hold you in such high esteem....you are so full of grace to us all.

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[Tracy Bowman]

And this is why we all love you and hold you in such high esteem....you are so full of grace to us all.

Thank you, Chris!?

 

[AzScorpion]

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No he's not.
He tells us all the time he's from Massachusetts.
And you know what that makes him ( if you're really from the South)
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[Chris M]

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No....that's not exactly what we call them, Dave. ?

 

[gfitzge2]

True.

No he's not.
He tells us all the time he's from Massachusetts.
And you know what that makes him ( if you're really from the South)
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Oh I know. The term is applied to Yankee's that move to the south vs those that just visit.

How do I know? I was born in Springfield Ohio. Yes that one. Family moved to Ky. When I was six. Not born southern but raised here.

Before the jokes start, let me just say neither I nor any one I know of, serves up dogs or cats for dinner.?

 

[AzScorpion]

Oh I know. The term is applied to Yankee's that move to the south vs those that just visit.

How do I know? I was born in Springfield Ohio. Yes that one. Family moved to Ky. When I was six. Not born southern but raised here.

Before the jokes start, let me just say neither I nor any one I know of, serves up dogs or cats for dinner.?

? So you've never had a hot dog?

 

[KJRR]

? So you've never had a hot dog?

Or Chinese!?
Yeah, I said what y'all were thinking.

 

[gfitzge2]

? So you've never had a hot dog?

I am going to plead the fifth on that one. ?

 

[AzScorpion]

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[Fordup]

Why yes. Yes, I do! But we’ll graft him in.?

Does the grafting ceremony have banjo music playing in the background ?.

 

[Tracy Bowman]

Does the grafting ceremony have banjo music playing in the background ?.

Absolutely not! Shocking!?

 

[FerdRanger]

I finally understand Kim Kardasian

no offense intended

 

[Dr. Zaius]

I finally understand Kim Kardasian

no offense intended

Not sure what that is.

If I'm gonna lust after a hot lizard lady, it's gonna be this one from my childhood.

 

[Langwilliams]

When I lived in Fla someone told me the difference between a Yankee an a Damn Yankee....a Yankee goes south the visit an D Yankee goes south to stay

 

[Doc]

I know and I'm happy about it.

As long as my parking skill don't "go south". ?

Go Razorbacks !

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