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(For 60yr Finns)

A Finnish lumberjack moves to Canada for work.

Towards the end of his first work day, the foreman comes to speak to him, “So, how much work have you gotten done?”

“I’ve made 64 logs,” the Finn responds.

“Well that’s not enough, we agreed on 100 logs everyday,” the foreman said while shaking his head. “I’ll come check back on you tomorrow.”

The next day, the Finn makes 92 logs.

“Much better, but not enough, we need 100 logs,” the foreman says.

“I’m working as hard as a person possibly can, there’s no way I’m able to make anymore,” the Finn responds.

The foreman seems perplexed.

“Let me see your chainsaw, maybe there’s something wrong with it,” he says before inspecting the Finn’s chainsaw.

He starts the chainsaw up, and the Finn jumps back in fright, yelling, “What’s that noise?!”

Jaakko at 70 (while he was still working, retired now)..

 

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At his 40:ies..



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1007kg car (would be around 500kg dead lift in beginning, about 200kg on point of topling).
 


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I can't see your attachment.

Can anyone else?

Lately the forum has been nuking linked pic attachments for whatever reason.

Directly loaded images seem OK, but linked images get smacked down after a few minutes.
Nope. Can't see it.
 

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I can't see your attachment.

Can anyone else?

Lately the forum has been nuking linked pic attachments for whatever reason.

Directly loaded images seem OK, but linked images get smacked down after a few minutes.
I figured it was just a 303 ad and ignored it. ;)
 
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I can't see your attachment.

Can anyone else?

Lately the forum has been nuking linked pic attachments for whatever reason.

Directly loaded images seem OK, but linked images get smacked down after a few minutes.
Yeah Ive been seeing this too, It was there when I posted it. :(

Edit: Looks like (for now) it's working.
Edit2: It's gone again! :angry:
 
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Let's try another one. :crazy:

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