How about some Jokes [Admin: No Politics, Religion, Nudity, Explicit Posts]

[Synfulz]

I honestly have no words.

I guess he's always prepared in case a surprise bowl of soup shows up ?

What in thee f'n h*ll...

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[Rinn69]

 

[Dr. Zaius]

I thought he had a mixer and was going to turn it on ?

Like the dummies that attach corn to a cordless drill.

Some lose teeth, some lose other things...

 

[dtech]

A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. Amazing, he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more.

Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, What am I doing? I'm too old for this, and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.

Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."

The old gentleman paused. Then he said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a state trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."

"Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper

 

[Chris M]

I thought he had a mixer and was going to turn it on ?

Like the dummies that attach corn to a cordless drill.

Some lose teeth, some lose other things...

Darwin award candidate.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Darwin award candidate.

The urge to be an "Influencer" has dramatically increased the number of Darwin Award contenders.

Increased the number of winners as well.

 

[Big Blue]

The urge to be an "Influencer" has dramatically increased the number of Darwin Award contenders.

Increased the number of winners as well.

I think it's all about the search for FB likes.

 

[KJRR]

The urge to be an "Influencer" has dramatically increased the number of Darwin Award contenders.

Increased the number of winners as well.

Who says social media has no benefits.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[Chris M]

I think it's all about the search for FB likes.

That's a sad but true commentary on what our world is all too quickly becoming.
A search for likes.
Dang.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[MountainGoat]

The radio on the Ranger is always WAY LOUDER then whatever I was playing from my phone the last time. After getting blasted over and over with the damn thing I just switched the radio to Sirrus to mute it (since I don't have Sirrus).

 

[9zero1790]

Is that the prosecuter I keep seeing on the news in a famous case...

I thought he had a mixer and was going to turn it on ?

Like the dummies that attach corn to a cordless drill.

Some lose teeth, some lose other things...

man that was great! ripped her wig right out

 

[Dr. Zaius]

I wonder if they intentionally messed up the math for more accuracy?

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