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[Dr. Zaius]

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Tell this one to "Calm down..." I double-dog dare you!

Mom, Dad, this is Drayden. He's in my Neo Social Gender Challenges class. We're going to the mall to hang out with some other guys. BYEeee!

 

[Chris M]

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You know he's miserable, Having gotten to that point. I can't help but feel sorry for him on two fronts...not being able to make it in time, and having to ride with that mean-spirited bitch cackling at him in his distress.
I'd put her out at the first opportune moment as life's too short to have to deal with that.

Driving a truck is hard enough as it is.

 

[Figarou]

You know he's miserable, Having gotten to that point. I can't help but feel sorry for him on two fronts...not being able to make it in time, and having to ride with that mean-spirited bitch cackling at him in his distress.
I'd put her out at the first opportune moment as life's too short to have to deal with that.

Driving a truck is hard enough as it is.

Yes... I'm a truck driver myself. I've been in that situation out in the middle of nowhere. Had to pull over real quick like.

 

[Figarou]

You know he's miserable, Having gotten to that point. I can't help but feel sorry for him on two fronts...not being able to make it in time, and having to ride with that mean-spirited bitch cackling at him in his distress.
I'd put her out at the first opportune moment as life's too short to have to deal with that.

Driving a truck is hard enough as it is.

I wanted to add something.

Had he made it to the restroom.....it could have been worse. Usually there's a line for the toilets. Or he could have been lucky.

As for the woman laughing, I wouldn't mind. If I fell off a ladder and she was laughing..... that's different.

 

[Figarou]

 

[Langwilliams]

Yes... I'm a truck driver myself. I've been in that situation out in the middle of nowhere. Had to pull over real quick like.

I've had to race to the facilities before too. Delivering mail in a residential area with no public places close by sucked. Before the developments were finished there were portables for emergency use. Sometimes you'd look in them an say "I'll just go in my pants an throw my underwear away"

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[Figarou]

I've had to race to the facilities before too. Delivering mail in a residential area with no public places close by sucked. Before the developments were finished there were portables for emergency use. Sometimes you'd look in them an say "I'll just go in my pants an throw my underwear away"

Lets see. Shall I pull out a meme? A dad joke? Naaa .. Not this time. ?

Having emergencies like that can be painful and embarrassing. There's no way we can hold it in. Damage to your intestines can occur. When you gotta go.....you go.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[Dr. Zaius]

PSA

Those of you who are placing Christmas lights in your yards, can you please avoid anything that has Red or Blue flashing lights together?

Every time I drive around the corner, I think it's the police and I have a panic attack. I have to slam on my brakes, toss my tequila out the window, throw my phone on the floor while trying to fasten my seat-belt, all the while trying to turn my radio down and it goes full blast, and I finally get my gun back in it's place under the seat. So I had to skip even trying to put my clothes back on. It's just too much drama, even for Christmas. Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.?

 

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