How about some Jokes [Admin: No Politics, Religion, Nudity, Explicit Posts]

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[Bob902]

I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey.

Then, I turned myself around.

Dad jokes rule!!

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Her teeth were like stars....

They come out at night ?

 

[Jason B]

It's like the guy who said that he was a petroleum transfer engineer, meaning he pumped gas at the local station.
Or the guy that says that he has a chauffeur that drives him to work in a $300,000 vehicle, meaning that he rides the city bus.

 

[MountainGoat]

Just trying to help...

 

[LaBalbe]

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[Metal Geezer]

“I don’t do dishes / and I’m suspicious / of any grown up man who does.” - Fantasy Man - Alice Cooper

 

[ranger 2020]

Sounds like my household. I don"t do dishes and my wife doesn't mow the yard. And that's fine with me.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[Motorpsychology]

 

[twk]

Oops, I have second thoughts on my post here. It's gone.
But Steven Wright rules!

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Possibly NSFW?

Spoiler: Statistics

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