How about some Jokes [Admin: No Politics, Religion, Nudity, Explicit Posts]

[Jason B]

One of the funny things I heard on TV was when I lived in Dallas over 20 years ago.
I don't remember the topic, but the reporter said, "It's rare, but not uncommon."

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[Dr. Zaius]

 

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[LaBalbe]

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[LaBalbe]

One of the funny things I heard on TV was when I lived in Dallas over 20 years ago.
I don't remember the topic, but the reporter said, "It's rare, but not uncommon."

One of my favorites was when the Maple Leafs managed to lose a game in which they had a big lead for most of it. Next day, the radio DJ quipped "They managed to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory!!"

 

[Crow_of_judgement]

Wow thats ugly.

 

[KJRR]

Wow thats ugly.

Things are bigger in Texas. Even ugly.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

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[subquark]

We have no Buc-ee's near us but I order my Buc-ee's beef jerky and salted caramel nuggets through TexasSnax.com! Yum!

I love me their Bohemian Garlic jerky!

And just in time for Halloween - a yard inflatable!

 

[Bob902]

 

[9zero1790]

We have no Buc-ee's near us but I order my Buc-ee's beef jerky and salted caramel nuggets through TexasSnax.com! Yum!

I love me their Bohemian Garlic jerky!

And just in time for Halloween - a yard inflatable!

im near 3 bucees. and the beaver snacks are not helping me be healthy at all. the nuggets are sprinkled in something highly addictive. the beaver hut has the best car wash too.

 

[subquark]

im near 3 bucees. and the beaver snacks are not helping me be healthy at all. the nuggets are sprinkled in something highly addictive. the beaver hut has the best car wash too.

You, sir, are living the dream! =D

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[Bob902]

 

[9zero1790]

zed and sweet chuck!

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