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Asked the wife where she wanted to go for dinner.
She was hungry but not that hungry.
Maybe a place with good appetizers or we haven't had steak in a while.
Let's be responsible and not go extravagant, save some money.
But Taco Bell and In-and-Out are off the list.
I haven't had Italian so we could do that because Plaza Bonita makes great fajitas.
We should go somewhere with Margaritas on Happy Hour and get like a party platter from Chic-Fil-A.
I want to get a dessert so they have to have good desserts like a pastry shop.
How do you feel about Hot Pot? There's a new place around the corner I want to try out because I'm burned out on Asian food.
Fried chicken is a great idea but nothing too greasy.

Sooo many mixed signals and contradictions, that 30seconds into this conversation my mind went...
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Why is there a warning light #37, telling you to stop and pee on a traffic cone?
 

Motorpsychology

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Asked the wife where she wanted to go for dinner.
She was hungry but not that hungry.
Maybe a place with good appetizers or we haven't had steak in a while.
Let's be responsible and not go extravagant, save some money.
But Taco Bell and In-and-Out are off the list.
I haven't had Italian so we could do that because Plaza Bonita makes great fajitas.
We should go somewhere with Margaritas on Happy Hour and get like a party platter from Chic-Fil-A.
I want to get a dessert so they have to have good desserts like a pastry shop.
How do you feel about Hot Pot? There's a new place around the corner I want to try out because I'm burned out on Asian food.
Fried chicken is a great idea but nothing too greasy.

Sooo many mixed signals and contradictions, that 30seconds into this conversation my mind went...
1687703538394.png
#42: Brats are done!
 


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#42: Brats are done!
Asked the wife where she wanted to go for dinner.
She was hungry but not that hungry.
Maybe a place with good appetizers or we haven't had steak in a while.
Let's be responsible and not go extravagant, save some money.
But Taco Bell and In-and-Out are off the list.
I haven't had Italian so we could do that because Plaza Bonita makes great fajitas.
We should go somewhere with Margaritas on Happy Hour and get like a party platter from Chic-Fil-A.
I want to get a dessert so they have to have good desserts like a pastry shop.
How do you feel about Hot Pot? There's a new place around the corner I want to try out because I'm burned out on Asian food.
Fried chicken is a great idea but nothing too greasy.

Sooo many mixed signals and contradictions, that 30seconds into this conversation my mind went...
1687703538394.png
#56: Your damper has passed its expiration date. A replacement order has already been submitted to @AzScorpion
 

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Asked the wife where she wanted to go for dinner.
She was hungry but not that hungry.
Maybe a place with good appetizers or we haven't had steak in a while.
Let's be responsible and not go extravagant, save some money.
But Taco Bell and In-and-Out are off the list.
I haven't had Italian so we could do that because Plaza Bonita makes great fajitas.
We should go somewhere with Margaritas on Happy Hour and get like a party platter from Chic-Fil-A.
I want to get a dessert so they have to have good desserts like a pastry shop.
How do you feel about Hot Pot? There's a new place around the corner I want to try out because I'm burned out on Asian food.
Fried chicken is a great idea but nothing too greasy.

Sooo many mixed signals and contradictions, that 30seconds into this conversation my mind went...
1687703538394.png
#55

Countdown timer until transmission detonation.
 

Motorpsychology

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Asked the wife where she wanted to go for dinner.
She was hungry but not that hungry.
Maybe a place with good appetizers or we haven't had steak in a while.
Let's be responsible and not go extravagant, save some money.
But Taco Bell and In-and-Out are off the list.
I haven't had Italian so we could do that because Plaza Bonita makes great fajitas.
We should go somewhere with Margaritas on Happy Hour and get like a party platter from Chic-Fil-A.
I want to get a dessert so they have to have good desserts like a pastry shop.
How do you feel about Hot Pot? There's a new place around the corner I want to try out because I'm burned out on Asian food.
Fried chicken is a great idea but nothing too greasy.

Sooo many mixed signals and contradictions, that 30seconds into this conversation my mind went...
1687703538394.png
#12: UFO Portal Ahead
 
 








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