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Tell me that you're a pretentious @$$ without actually saying anything....

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just a porsche suv in general existing screams stupid pretentious ass in my mind. I think Ferdinand would have had a fit if someone told him that the most popular model had four doors and multiple cup holders and video screens with an automatic transmission...
 

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just a porsche suv in general existing screams stupid pretentious ass in my mind. I think Ferdinand would have had a fit if someone told him that the most popular model had four doors and multiple cup holders and video screens with an automatic transmission...
I used to feel this way...back when I was young an nimble an could crawl in an out of a sports car sitting on the ground. My 5.0's were lowered an they started being a pain to live with when I got into my 50's that's one of the reasons I'm in a ranger....sitting up higher an easy to get into an out of. If I were looking for a high end import sports "car" it would probably be a Porsche Macan. Not too big an easy to get in an out of. I'd probably buy an explorer ST over a mustang at this point.
 

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just a porsche suv in general existing screams stupid pretentious ass in my mind. I think Ferdinand would have had a fit if someone told him that the most popular model had four doors and multiple cup holders and video screens with an automatic transmission...
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This is the Porsche I want.
 

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This is the Porsche I want.
I like the old air cooled turbos but they were twitchy to drive hard. I have always liked the look of a 911 I'm just too old to mess with one now lol
 


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I like the old air cooled turbos but they were twitchy to drive hard. I have always liked the look of a 911 I'm just too old to mess with one now lol
thats kinda what i think when i see a pretty girl thats 20 something...
 

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Huh, what did I miss? Whole bunch of posts disappeared. 4 door guys must be sensitive. :crazy:
 

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