How about some Jokes [Admin: No Politics, Religion, Nudity, Explicit Posts]

[TXRangerTim]

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[TXRangerTim]

 

[Synfulz]

"Here's Johnny...!"

You can't park there. ??

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[Metal Geezer]

As a valued employee, I finally got the corner office!

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[Figarou]

I guess this stuff really works! ?

 

[BS67]

I guess this stuff really works! ?

I asked my Dr for a prescription for a 1/2 tablet dosing. He politely told me 1/2 tablet would not give me the 'desired effects' of the medication. Told him I wasn't looking for those effects but rather I didn't want to pee on my shoes anymore!

 

[Radioman]

 

[Trigganometry]

 

[P. A. Schilke]

These are not Partridges and this is not a Pear Tree....

Best,
Phil

 

[9zero1790]

I guess this stuff really works! ?

old guy that lives next door told me i didnt work for beans... but he had one heck of a stiff neck and neither knee would bend.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[Metal Geezer]

These are not Partridges and this is not a Pear Tree....

Best,
Phil

Nor is this:

 

[P. A. Schilke]

Nor is this:

Yep,

Cartridge in a bear tree.

Best,
Phil

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