How about some Jokes [Admin: No Politics, Religion, Nudity, Explicit Posts]

[Figarou]

Did you hear the one about the punk chick who dyed her pubes green, and had "Keep off the Grass!!" tattooed across her belly? She had to go to the hospital for an emergency surgery, and when she awoke and saw her chart, the doctor had written in "Sorry, we had to mow the lawn."

More like....

Pull the CRABgrass.

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[Superspirit]

Oops.

Had I been the man on the bike. That kid would be pushing up daisies. There was nothing funny in that video. It was attempted murder caught on camera.

 

[TXRangerTim]

Had I been the man on the bike. That kid would be pushing up daisies. There was nothing funny in that video. It was attempted murder caught on camera.

That was not attempted murder. I was an accident plain and simple. The ball bounced off the curb. The kid wasn't trying to hit the curb or hit the motorcyclist.

 

[TXRangerTim]

Right after I hit post a commercial came on TV for an accident lawyer. Synchronicity or tv spying on us.

 

[LaBalbe]

I guess it was only a matter of time.....

 

[LaBalbe]

 

[Dr. Zaius]

More like....

Pull the CRABgrass.

Probably NSFW, but still funny...

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[Bob902]

 

[Bob902]

 

[Radioman]

A dog accepts you as the boss... a cat wants to see your resume.

 

[9zero1790]

Did you hear the one about the punk chick who dyed her pubes green, and had "Keep off the Grass!!" tattooed across her belly? She had to go to the hospital for an emergency surgery, and when she awoke and saw her chart, the doctor had written in "Sorry, we had to mow the lawn."

that was awesome lol!

 

[LaBalbe]

I can't quite decide if this cat is hers and is thinking "What are your intentions with my servant, boy?" or is his, and is thinking "You poor, pathetic idiot, what makes you think she'd say 'yes' to you? Now, go make yourself useful and clean my litter box."

 

[TXRangerTim]

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[FasterGT350]

And then there's this.

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