Dr. Zaius
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How about some Jokes [Admin: No Politics, Religion, Nudity, Explicit Posts]
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OMG! I nearly laughed out loud while in a business call! This is fantastic! =DMakes me think of this one...
Dr. Zaius
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KNI
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10 hours per day, 365 days in year (one vacation day every 4 years) and it will take 37 years. If you do only 8 hours and 5 days week, you'll never reach that million. If you keep vacation, you children wont reach it.
Rob a bank, you'll get shorter sentence.
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Needs a blue pill. ??
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BS67
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WOMANS POEM:
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who’s not a creep,
One who’s handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who’ll call, not wait for weeks,
I pray he’s rich & self employed,
And when I spend, won't be annoyed,
Pull out my chair and hold my hand,
Massage my feet and help me stand,
A man who loves to cook and clean,
I pray this man will love no other,
And relish visits from my Mother.
MANS POEM:
I pray for a deaf mute gymnast nymphomaniac with big tits who owns a bar on a
snobby golf course, and loves to send me fishing and hunting and watches me leave
in my Ranger!
This doesn’t rhyme and I don’t give a shit.
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who’s not a creep,
One who’s handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who’ll call, not wait for weeks,
I pray he’s rich & self employed,
And when I spend, won't be annoyed,
Pull out my chair and hold my hand,
Massage my feet and help me stand,
A man who loves to cook and clean,
I pray this man will love no other,
And relish visits from my Mother.
MANS POEM:
I pray for a deaf mute gymnast nymphomaniac with big tits who owns a bar on a
snobby golf course, and loves to send me fishing and hunting and watches me leave
in my Ranger!
This doesn’t rhyme and I don’t give a shit.
