How about some Jokes [Admin: No Politics, Religion, Nudity, Explicit Posts]

[Figarou]

There was a young fellow named Tupper
Who took a young lady to supper.
At a quarter to nine
They sat down to dine,
And at twenty to ten it was up her.
Not the supper -- not Tupper --
It was some son-of-a-bitch named Skinner!


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[FerdRanger]

seen pics ??? ??

 

[DrPerez007]

Jack & Jill went up the hill,
each with a buck and a quarter.
Jill came down with two-and-a-half,
they didn’t go up for water!

 

[Figarou]

Bank Teller ......... I got fired from my job at the bank today.

An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.




Other person....If her checking account was like mine, she would've bounced right back up.

 

[Figarou]

Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope NOPE!!!!!

 

[Figarou]

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[Figarou]

 

[Trigganometry]

 

[DrPerez007]

Dad taking picture of son receiving school award from teacher

 

[FasterGT350]

Adult Halloween

 

[Jason B]

Ohm my God! Well at least you have the capacitance to share this on here. Hope you were able to solder on....

I must resist the urge to induce laughter....

 

[NotBudule]

 

[P. A. Schilke]

 

[Figarou]

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