How about some Jokes [Admin: No Politics, Religion, Nudity, Explicit Posts]

[gfitzge2]

Too true. Robo calls are the worst. Now you point out that they are my fault.

I really wanted to know if the store had Prince Albert in a can, and needed to tell them to let him out. I was just trying to be socially responsible.

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[KNI]

Too true. Robo calls are the worst. Now you point out that they are my fault.

I really wanted to know if the store had Prince Albert in a can, and needed to tell them to let him out. I was just trying to be socially responsible.

I heard he paid 14 million dollars to avoid the can.

 

[FasterGT350]

I heard he paid 14 million dollars to avoid the can.

Till the next one.

 

[FasterGT350]

Mc D

 

[FasterGT350]

Got Gas?

 

[FasterGT350]

Gears

 

[AzScorpion]

?

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Gears

 

[Motorpsychology]

Too true. Robo calls are the worst. Now you point out that they are my fault.

I really wanted to know if the store had Prince Albert in a can, and needed to tell them to let him out. I was just trying to be socially responsible.

Back in the day of rotary dial phones & before caller ID was even thought of...

"Good day, I'm calling from the National Appliance Reliance Alliance. How are you today?"
Fine.?
"May I ask, what brand of refrigerator do you have?"
A Coldspot.
"Well, that is a very popular brand! Tell me, Is it running?"
Yeah.
"WELL YA BETTER GO CATCH IT!!" (click)

...And dial-up answering services were around...

(ring) Hello?
"Hey- tell Marge I can't make it." (click)
(ring) Hello?
Hey- "Marge needs to be here! Tell her to change her plans!" (click)
(ring) Hello?
"Tell Marge I'm gonna need a ride after all." (click)
(ring) Hello!! Whoizziss!!
"Uh, Hi , this is Marge. Were there any messages for me?" (click)

 

[Jason B]

Well, they do call it MOTHER nature for a reason.

 

[Sapo]

 

[gfitzge2]

Back in the day of rotary dial phones & before caller ID was even thought of...

"Good day, I'm calling from the National Appliance Reliance Alliance. How are you today?"
Fine.?
"May I ask, what brand of refrigerator do you have?"
A Coldspot.
"Well, that is a very popular brand! Tell me, Is it running?"
Yeah.
"WELL YA BETTER GO CATCH IT!!" (click)

...And dial-up answering services were around...

(ring) Hello?
"Hey- tell Marge I can't make it." (click)
(ring) Hello?
Hey- "Marge needs to be here! Tell her to change her plans!" (click)
(ring) Hello?
"Tell Marge I'm gonna need a ride after all." (click)
(ring) Hello!! Whoizziss!!
"Uh, Hi , this is Marge. Were there any messages for me?" (click)

Remember voice pagers? Did the inventor of them not have any foresight at all ? I was working for an electrical contractor in a 30 story office building. The world is full of comedians and of course at the time you were in a crowd especially in an elevator, one of them would send you a message. " This is Dr. Jones. I have some good news for you. Your STD test came back negative."
Of course I would never retaliate or do such a thing to someone. ?

 

[FasterGT350]

Iced

 

[9zero1790]

Got Gas?

geez thats rough...

 

[FasterGT350]

geez thats rough...

Makes you think.

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