How about some Jokes [Admin: No Politics, Religion, Nudity, Explicit Posts]

[Trigganometry]

The cart warriors got another one. Keep in your lane now…

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[9zero1790]

 

[9zero1790]

 

[TXRangerTim]

Was it a frozen squirrel? Taxidermied? A knife in the shape of a squirrel? Was squirrel what she named her bowie knife? So many questions....

 

[LaBalbe]

Now it all makes sense. Somehow, I've always missed these special parking lines; do Jeep windshields have a special filter?

 

[LaBalbe]

Guys, RP has a role in the next Lego Movie!

 

[Philvarah]

Here's a 'real' joke....
My Ford stock is still f'n TANKing !!!
Ford still can't get there shit together to deliver most of their vehicles... 1000's still waiting for CPU's or to be de-fumigated for viruses...bugs... in parking lots... No other EV vehicles yet??? Every week I see another manufacturer's commercial releasing a new EV model... I'm still bleeding Ford... My Ford company is bleeding me... WTF.
Sorry... I realize perhaps wrong 5G forum...
Ok...

Here's one I just made up...

What did the Raptor say to the Trail Boss?

Nothing... He just ate him!

 

[Jason B]

wouldn't happen. Overweight white girls with blue and green hair would be
protesting on opening night and the show would be canceled after the first show.

Comparing todays Jeep to the original is like comparing an H2 Hummer to the original HMMWV.

 

[dtech]

A Martian couple and an Earthling couple have met and are talking about all sorts of things. Finally, the subject of sex comes up. "Just how do you guys do it?" asked the Earthling. "Pretty much the way you do," responded the Martian. Discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to swap partners for the night and experience one another. The female Earthling and the male Martian go off to a bedroom where the Martian strips. He's got only a teeny, weeny member; very short and very narrow. "What can you do with THAT!?" exclaims the woman. "Why?" he asked, "What's the matter?" "Well," she replied, "it's nowhere near long enough. It'll never reach!" "No problem," he said and proceeded to slap his forehead with his palm. With each slap of his forehead, his member grew until it was quite impressively long. "Well," she said. "That's quite impressive, but it's still pretty narrow." "No problem," he said again and started pulling his ears. With each pull his member grew wider and wider until the entire measurement was extremely exciting to the woman. "Wow!" she exclaimed as they fell into bed and made mad, passionate love. The next day the couples rejoined their normal partners and went off together. As they walked along the Earthling male said, "Well, was it any good?" "I hate to say it," she said, "but it was really wonderful. How about you?" "Well," he said, "It was the weirdest thing. She kept slapping me on the forehead and pulling my ears all night."

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[Fawnbuster]

That happened at Kristina's @Kristina last parking competition event and she was delighted with the results! I slammed it the 1st time and then Tracy @Tracy Bowman determined to get the title nailed it again with a classic parking maneuver at Mach 1 speed and ripped out some serious metal!

The figure 8 race track opens soon around here...I bet they have a ladies night.

 

[Fawnbuster]

Whose a happy boy? ?

Yeeeeehaw

 

[Bob902]

 

[Fawnbuster]

BOOM! There it is!

 

[Dr. Zaius]

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