How about some Jokes [Admin: No Politics, Religion, Nudity, Explicit Posts]

[Metal Geezer]

After a prolonged chase, a man finally gets pulled over by the police.
The officer says “Give me one good reason why I shouldn’t suspend your license right now!”
“Well,” replies the man, “About a month ago my wife ran off with an RCMP constable. I thought it was you trying to bring her back.”

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[Rangerguy]

I got one. Say knock knock...

 

[Sharky]

Murphy, a furniture dealer from Dublin, decided to expand the line of furniture in his store, so he decided to go to Paris to see what he could find.

After arriving in Paris, he visited with some manufacturers and selected a line that he thought would sell well back home. To celebrate the new acquisition, he decided to visit a small bistro and have a glass of wine.

As he sat enjoying his wine, he noticed that the small place was quite crowded, and that the other chair at his table was the only vacant seat in the house.

Before long, a very beautiful young Parisian girl came to his table , asked him something in French (which Murphy could not understand) , so he motioned to the vacant chair and invited her to sit down.

He tried to speak to her in English, but she did not speak his language. After a couple of minutes of trying to communicate with her, he took a napkin and drew a picture of a wine glass and showed it to her. She nodded, so he ordered a glass of wine for her.

After sitting together at the table for awhile, he took another napkin, and drew a picture of a plate with food on it, and she nodded. They left the bistro and found a quiet cafe that featured a small group playing romantic music.

They ordered dinner, after which he took another napkin and drew a picture of a couple dancing. She nodded, and they got up to dance. They danced until the cafe closed and the band was packing up.

Back at their table, the young lady took a napkin and drew a picture of a four-poster bed.

To this day, Murphy has no idea how she figured out he was in the furniture business.

 

[AzScorpion]

 

[GregM]

Maybe we can send it to our sniffer of the U.S.

 

[outdoorphotog]

 

[Doc]

Smile !

 

[AzScorpion]

 

[port43]

These are so close to who I am that I don't know whether to be proud or scared.

 

[AzScorpion]

These are so close to who I am that I don't know whether to be proud or scared.

Me too brother and I'm a little scared. lol ?

 

[port43]

Me too brother and I'm a little scared. lol ?

I'm all puppies and teddy bears until....

 

[outdoorphotog]

 

[pull string get cookies]

Thought this was funny ?

 

[bearrug]

 

[AzScorpion]

Thought this was funny ?

There are some really good Bernie memes out there. ?

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