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[Figarou]

Lesser of two evils

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[Muddy Fenders]

 

[Dr. Zaius]

A Hyundai full-size truck maybe?

They tend to go for those gaudy grilles.

 

[Figarou]

Oh... since when did Peterbilt start making pickup trucks?

If you get close to a car in front of you and it disappears from view, then it holds true to its name. ?

 

[Trigganometry]

That better have a picnic table in it

 

[Figarou]

That better have a picnic table in it

Get yourself a Hitchnic table for your Ranger.

https://contest.techbriefs.com/2016/entries/consumer-products/6973

 

[Tracy Bowman]

The other day, my director wanted me to fill out some papers. He asked me to please write legibly. I told him I’d give it my best shot! Thankfully, he has a good sense of humor.

 

[Figarou]

Nosey neighbors.

 

[P. A. Schilke]

Nosey neighbors.

Much better than my neighbor to the south....like we live in a fish bowl.... and he gossips to other neighbors about what we are "doing"..... Who comes to visit...etc.

best,
Phil

 

[Langwilliams]

If you go to a non-light polluted location and look at the stars on clear night (e.g. still (as no wind) and below freezing winter night) you can actually see two galaxies on naked eye. Milky way and Andromeda

I've done that while in the navy. You go outside at night an at first you can't see your hand in front of your face. Then after your eyes adjust the view of the sky/stars is amazing. It's almost worth joining for....almost.

 

[Langwilliams]

Much better than my neighbor to the south....like we live in a fish bowl.... and he gossips to other neighbors about what we are "doing"..... Who comes to visit...etc.

best,
Phil

Back in the wireless telephone days I had a neighbor with a few scanners that would scan for the neighbors phone calls to listen.

 

[Figarou]

I've done that while in the navy. You go outside at night an at first you can't see your hand in front of your face. Then after your eyes adjust the view of the sky/stars is amazing. It's almost worth joining for....almost.

I'm all excited for October 14, 2023.
Annular Solar Eclipse!

Also April 8, 2024. Total solar eclipse!

Both in my home town!

You can find out if you'll be able to see one here.

Main page.
https://www.timeanddate.com/

Eclipses
https://www.timeanddate.com/eclipse/

 

[Figarou]

Back in the wireless telephone days I had a neighbor with a few scanners that would scan for the neighbors phone calls to listen.

No need for a special scanner. Some can be picked up on an FM radio.

 

[Synfulz]

I see this and makes me think of this:

 

[BS67]

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